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Bravery or Stupidity?

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True bravery is arriving home late after a boy's night out, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and still having the guts to ask:

Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere??
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:o NOT WISE AT ALL!!! :o
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I would have been laughing too much to be mad at him.....
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Post by 12vmanRick »

I used to ask my xwife that all the time. One time my parents came over and saw a broom where all the bristles were worn down from usage. They said "What's that like that for?" my response was " she has been flying it too much".

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Re: Bravery or Stupidity?

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SMLCHNG wrote:True bravery is arriving home late after a boy's night out, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and still having the guts to ask:

Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere??
Come now, I think you're being a bit rough. Please focus on the most important aspect of this, he came home!!
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Post by AlbatrossFlyer »

the first time a friend of my met his future mother-in-law in person was at her birthday party. he gave her a new broom to ride....


those of you in Dallas know his wife. She's one of the local news anchors...

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