Lifesavers
Posted: May 26, 2004 1:58 pm
A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first
graders,using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the same kind
of lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and
flavor. The children began to say: "Red............cherry,"
"Yellow.........lemon,"
"Green........lime,"
"Orange..........orange."
Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating them
for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue, It's what your mother may
sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled:
"Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!"
graders,using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the same kind
of lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and
flavor. The children began to say: "Red............cherry,"
"Yellow.........lemon,"
"Green........lime,"
"Orange..........orange."
Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating them
for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue, It's what your mother may
sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled:
"Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!"
