What's in a name?

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » June 4, 2004 11:18 am

What's in a name? Simply use the following code to come up with your new name... Have fun!

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » June 4, 2004 11:21 am

I'm Boobie Applebuns with my married name (so is my husband). With my maiden name I would be Boobie Cootiebutt. So, if I decide to hyphenate my name I would be Boobie Cootiebutt-Applebuns.

My kids are:

Poopie Applebuns
Gidget Applebuns

nycparrothead · Post by **nycparrothead** » June 4, 2004 11:29 am

Hi! I'm Poopsie Chickentush!!! Nice ta meet ya!

OMFG, this is hilarious!!!!

7lords · Post by **7lords** » June 4, 2004 11:38 am

Hi, I'm Gidget Chuckletush

rednekkPH · Post by **rednekkPH** » June 4, 2004 11:38 am

Poopsie Applebutt, nice to meet ya.

nycparrothead · Post by **nycparrothead** » June 4, 2004 11:39 am

7lords wrote:Hi, I'm Gidget Chuckletush

Chickentush and Chuckletush! See buddy! i told you we were brothers!

MojosMama · Post by **MojosMama** » June 4, 2004 11:41 am

Zippy CootieSniffer...signing in!

(I got this one in an email a while back...it's from the Captain Underpants books. My favorite title ever - Captain Underpants and the Wrath of the Wicked Wedgie-Woman)

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » June 4, 2004 11:46 am

MojosMama wrote:Zippy CootieSniffer...signing in!

(I got this one in an email a while back...it's from the Captain Underpants books. My favorite title ever - Captain Underpants and the Wrath of the Wicked Wedgie-Woman)

LMAO! I didn't know that's where it came from, but thanks for giving it credit. I actually pulled it off the mommy board when I post. You'd be surprised how much BNrs have in common with a bunch of moms w/ babies under 1yr. LOL!

MojosMama · Post by **MojosMama** » June 4, 2004 12:18 pm

buffettbride wrote:You'd be surprised how much BNrs have in common with a bunch of moms w/ babies under 1yr. LOL!

Hmm...not surprising at all....childREN - childISH.....infantS - infantILE....

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » June 4, 2004 12:20 pm

MojosMama wrote:
buffettbride wrote:You'd be surprised how much BNrs have in common with a bunch of moms w/ babies under 1yr. LOL!
Hmm...not surprising at all....childREN - childISH.....infantS - infantILE....

Touche. Touche.

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » June 4, 2004 12:21 pm

Mmmmmm.....Cheeseball Bubblechunks.

MojosMama · Post by **MojosMama** » June 4, 2004 12:28 pm

sailingagain wrote:Mmmmmm.....Cheeseball Bubblechunks.

That one made me a little queasy just READING....

MojosMama · Post by **MojosMama** » June 4, 2004 12:30 pm

buffettbride wrote:
MojosMama wrote:
buffettbride wrote:You'd be surprised how much BNrs have in common with a bunch of moms w/ babies under 1yr. LOL!
Hmm...not surprising at all....childREN - childISH.....infantS - infantILE....
Touche. Touche.

WHAT did you just call me?

oh...err....Touche.....

I get it now....

tryin' to reason · Post by **tryin' to reason** » June 4, 2004 2:10 pm

Tootie Applepants here!!
D*mn glad to meet ya!!

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » June 4, 2004 2:33 pm

MojosMama wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
MojosMama wrote:
buffettbride wrote:You'd be surprised how much BNrs have in common with a bunch of moms w/ babies under 1yr. LOL!
Hmm...not surprising at all....childREN - childISH.....infantS - infantILE....
Touche. Touche.
WHAT did you just call me? oh...err....Touche..... I get it now....

LOL! Sorry!

BuffettTeen16 · Post by **BuffettTeen16** » June 4, 2004 2:39 pm

I'm Poopsie Cootiepants

CUparrot · Post by **CUparrot** » June 4, 2004 3:19 pm

Fluffy Cootiehiney here.

My maiden name is Rhinonose. I think I like Cootiehiney better.

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » June 4, 2004 3:26 pm

CUparrot wrote:Fluffy Cootiehiney here.

My maiden name is Rhinonose. I think I like Cootiehiney better.

That's just awesome!!

BuPHett · Post by **BuPHett** » June 4, 2004 3:28 pm

Pinky Apple-Chunks...

MojosMama · Post by **MojosMama** » June 4, 2004 3:30 pm

When I sent this around to my friends, I did one of my girlfriend's (name, I did her NAME) and she came out as Lumpy RhinoBuns.

She was not as amused as I was.