Facts of Life
Posted: June 9, 2004 7:16 am
A dad was explaining the facts of life to his son. He covered
the basic biology, and then moved on to the finer points
of love-making.
Dad: "All women are different son. One thing to keep in
mind is that different women say different things during the
act, even if you are doing the same thing."
Son: "What do you mean, Dad?"
Dad: "Their words will vary according to their occupation.
For example, a prostitute will tend to say, 'Are you done yet?"
Son:"I see."
Dad: "On the other hand, a nymphomaniac will ask, 'Are
you done already?"
Son: "Go on."
Dad: "A school teacher will say, 'We are going to do this
over and over again until you get it right!"
Son: "Wow!"
Dad: "A nurse will say, 'This won't hurt one bit.' A bank
teller will say, 'Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.'
And a stewardess will say, 'Place this over your mouth
and nose and breathe normally?"
Son: "Gee, Dad, and what does mum say?"
Dad: "She says, 'Beige ... beige ... I think we should
paint the ceiling beige.'"
the basic biology, and then moved on to the finer points
of love-making.
Dad: "All women are different son. One thing to keep in
mind is that different women say different things during the
act, even if you are doing the same thing."
Son: "What do you mean, Dad?"
Dad: "Their words will vary according to their occupation.
For example, a prostitute will tend to say, 'Are you done yet?"
Son:"I see."
Dad: "On the other hand, a nymphomaniac will ask, 'Are
you done already?"
Son: "Go on."
Dad: "A school teacher will say, 'We are going to do this
over and over again until you get it right!"
Son: "Wow!"
Dad: "A nurse will say, 'This won't hurt one bit.' A bank
teller will say, 'Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.'
And a stewardess will say, 'Place this over your mouth
and nose and breathe normally?"
Son: "Gee, Dad, and what does mum say?"
Dad: "She says, 'Beige ... beige ... I think we should
paint the ceiling beige.'"
