How Many to Change a Light Bulb?
Posted: June 14, 2004 2:58 pm
How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to change a light
bulb? SEVEN.
(1) one to deny that a light bulb needs to be replaced,
(2) one to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has
questions about the light bulb,
(3) one to blame the previous administration for the new light bulb
shortage,
(4) one to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret
stockpile of light bulbs,
(5) one to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out how
to pay Halliburton one million dollars for a light bulb,
(6) one to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the light
bulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag,
(7) and finally one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing
a light bulb and screwing the country.
bulb? SEVEN.
(1) one to deny that a light bulb needs to be replaced,
(2) one to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has
questions about the light bulb,
(3) one to blame the previous administration for the new light bulb
shortage,
(4) one to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret
stockpile of light bulbs,
(5) one to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out how
to pay Halliburton one million dollars for a light bulb,
(6) one to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the light
bulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag,
(7) and finally one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing
a light bulb and screwing the country.