A Blubber Boy's Look at a Speedo
Posted: June 19, 2004 4:17 pm
After getting numerous upon numerous private messages to start a thread about this song, the Speedo Man has surrendered. So here it is folks an entire thread dedicated to:
A Blubber Boy's Look at a Speedo
Mother Mother Speedo
Bobby's heard you call
Wanted to wear your Banana Hammock Greatness
Since Bobby was three feet tall
You have seen it all
You've seen it all
Watch the swimmers who wore you
Switch from buff bodys to blubber machines
In this big fat belly you hold the treasure
Few have ever seen. Most of them dreams
Most of them dreams
Yes Bobby is a Speedo Man, 100 pounds over weight.
Oh the belly flops thunder with such a huge plunder
Those kids in the shallow end are just a big victim of fate
Getting out of the pool a little to late, little to late.
Bobby's been raiding the buffet's now forover two weeks
The Speedo Man's passsed out in his hammock and it broke of the trees
But the Speedo Man has got to stop wishing and start a new tradition
to try to be on a health nut routine
For one day a year, just one day a year.
Instrumental
Mother Mother Speedo. After all the years the Speedo Man has found
Bobby would like to thank you for all the pleasure even when the woman runway from you and then turn around
Just a little mase, right in the face,
Bobby's feels like his drowned gonna head uptown.
Thank you Speedoheads.
A Blubber Boy's Look at a Speedo
Mother Mother Speedo
Bobby's heard you call
Wanted to wear your Banana Hammock Greatness
Since Bobby was three feet tall
You have seen it all
You've seen it all
Watch the swimmers who wore you
Switch from buff bodys to blubber machines
In this big fat belly you hold the treasure
Few have ever seen. Most of them dreams
Most of them dreams
Yes Bobby is a Speedo Man, 100 pounds over weight.
Oh the belly flops thunder with such a huge plunder
Those kids in the shallow end are just a big victim of fate
Getting out of the pool a little to late, little to late.
Bobby's been raiding the buffet's now forover two weeks
The Speedo Man's passsed out in his hammock and it broke of the trees
But the Speedo Man has got to stop wishing and start a new tradition
to try to be on a health nut routine
For one day a year, just one day a year.
Instrumental
Mother Mother Speedo. After all the years the Speedo Man has found
Bobby would like to thank you for all the pleasure even when the woman runway from you and then turn around
Just a little mase, right in the face,
Bobby's feels like his drowned gonna head uptown.
Thank you Speedoheads.
