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Posted By Caribbean Soul
How fitting that THIS was yesterday's CompuServe's Joke of the Day...


What Are Cats, Really?

1. Cats do what they want, when they want.
2. They rarely listen to you.
3. They're totally unpredictable.
4. They whine when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play they want to be left alone.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
8. They're moody.
9. They leave their hair everywhere.
10. They drive you nuts.
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Conclusion: Cats are little, tiny women in cheap fur coats.

Posted By capt.toni
"If you want the best seat in the house, you'll have to ask/beg/petition the cat to move!"

Posted By ohio
Capt.Toni: That's a nice thought, but it's never actually worked for me. The 'Sir' tends to rule the castle by whim!

Posted By capt.toni
ohio,
I hear ya! I have 3 members of the royal family ruling our homestead. But remember:

"Cats leave paw prints on your heart; the carpet,
the bed, the furniture, ..."