Dumb-A$$ statement of the Century

Cubbie Bear · Post by **Cubbie Bear** » July 2, 2004 10:54 am

Many of you are aware of the problems I am having with "The Office Nazi" Yesterday she uttered the stupidest thing I have ever heard.

My office has 9 people. In two and a half years here, I have seen five non-Qwest employees in our half of the building.

Yesterday, my boss left a pair of scissors on the copier. Nazi was walking by and saw them laying there unattended. She blurted out, "Who left these here, In a post 9/11 world you just cannot leave things like this laying around"

OMG, who does she think is going to uses those. Bin Ladin is sitting in his freaking cave saying, "We disrupt the Yellow Pages in the Quad Cities and the American economy will fail...STRIKE NOW"

Give me a freaking break you NAZI freakin' beeeeach

zanth · Post by **zanth** » July 2, 2004 10:58 am

And to think I used to have a baseball bat at my desk for users who bothered me...

CUparrot · Post by **CUparrot** » July 2, 2004 11:05 am

Cubbie Bear wrote:OMG, who does she think is going to uses those. Bin Ladin is sitting in his freaking cave saying, "We disrupt the Yellow Pages in the Quad Cities and the American economy will fail...STRIKE NOW"

That's the funniest darn thing I've heard all day! Thanks for the laugh.

land_shark3 · Post by **land_shark3** » July 2, 2004 11:07 am

Cubbie Bear wrote:Yesterday, my boss left a pair of scissors on the copier. Nazi was walking by and saw them laying there unattended. She blurted out, "Who left these here, In a post 9/11 world you just cannot leave things like this laying around"

OMG, who does she think is going to uses those. Bin Ladin is sitting in his freaking cave saying, "We disrupt the Yellow Pages in the Quad Cities and the American economy will fail...STRIKE NOW"

Now now, she is just looking out for her own safety. After banning you from BN, she felt a need to take all precautions.

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » July 2, 2004 11:13 am

WOW!! She sounds like a real piece of work.

Mr Play · Post by **Mr Play** » July 2, 2004 11:14 am

Go get the scissors and start running with them, just to get her going

sirgumby77 · Post by **sirgumby77** » July 2, 2004 11:27 am

zanth wrote:And to think I used to have a baseball bat at my desk for users who bothered me...

When I used to manage a Pizzeria, we used to keep a Louisville Slugger under the counter ( city was almost a ghetto) after 9-11 We encarved Osma Beater on it.

rednekkPH · Post by **rednekkPH** » July 2, 2004 11:35 am

sirgumby77 wrote:When I used to manage a Pizzeria, we used to keep a Louisville Slugger under the counter ( city was almost a ghetto) after 9-11 We encarved Osma Beater on it.

Baseball bats are useless in most situations. I'll stick to something with some muzzle velocity...

12vmanRick · Post by **12vmanRick** » July 2, 2004 12:00 pm

quick someone call Bush, she just found the WMD's

iuparrothead · Post by **iuparrothead** » July 2, 2004 12:01 pm

Dude... give us the address to your office and we can all send her a pair of scissors... from all over the country!!! That would freak the sh*t out of her!!!

CRC Parrothead · Post by **CRC Parrothead** » July 2, 2004 12:02 pm

Too funny Cubbie!!!!

CRC Parrothead · Post by **CRC Parrothead** » July 2, 2004 12:03 pm

iuparrothead wrote:Dude... give us the address to your office and we can all send her a pair of scissors... from all over the country!!! That would freak the sh*t out of her!!!

Oh geez!! That would be hysterical!!

citcat · Post by **citcat** » July 2, 2004 12:06 pm

I've got some old scissors I'd be glad to donate to this psycho! People like that are so much fun to play with, just don't get caught!!!

I lived in the dorm with two of those kinds of people....now I feel kinda bad messing with them. They have their own personal problems.

Post by **SMLCHNG** » July 2, 2004 12:07 pm

Four Play wrote:Go get the scissors and start running with them, just to get her going

Post by **SMLCHNG** » July 2, 2004 12:08 pm

12vmanRick wrote:quick someone call Bush, she just found the WMD's

Post by **SMLCHNG** » July 2, 2004 12:09 pm

CRC Parrothead wrote:
iuparrothead wrote:Dude... give us the address to your office and we can all send her a pair of scissors... from all over the country!!! That would freak the sh*t out of her!!!
Oh geez!! That would be hysterical!!

LET'S!!!!!!!!

Tiki Bar · Post by **Tiki Bar** » July 2, 2004 12:10 pm

I'd take the subliminal route and send her a rock... it beats scissors!

Mr Play · Post by **Mr Play** » July 2, 2004 12:11 pm

SMLCHNG wrote:
CRC Parrothead wrote:
iuparrothead wrote:Dude... give us the address to your office and we can all send her a pair of scissors... from all over the country!!! That would freak the sh*t out of her!!!
Oh geez!! That would be hysterical!!
LET'S!!!!!!!!

Mine are in the envelope, ready to send. Just waiting on the address.

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » July 2, 2004 12:16 pm

I'd like to try for third place with this one:

Yesterday, I am standing in the cigar and pipe shop. Fairly cute redhead walks in with a guy who is desperately in need of chlorox in his family gene-pool. This should have been a sign, but I am not always the fastest on the uptake after 12 hours on the job.

They walk into the shop, and head for the walk-in humidor. The humidor is separated from the main area by the counter by a sliding glass door. I open the door for them, and both of them head back in. I close the door to keep the humidity and temp close to the reqs.

Two minutes later, Chlorox sticks his head out and says, "She need hep..". A couple questions later, I head back out to the counter as Chlorox is ambling toward the counter area. Almost immediately, she sticks her head out the sliding glass door and asks, "Does this close?" Nice of her to be helpful like that, but evidently no medium-term memory..

Lastplaneout · Post by **Lastplaneout** » July 2, 2004 12:22 pm

We all learn one thing from working. Even if you started as a Bag Boy in Winn-Dixie at age 15. You will always learn 1 thing, if nothing else. MOST PEOPLE ARE STUPID

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