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Lucky Bastard

Posted: July 6, 2004 2:36 am
by sirgumby77
My moms friend at work has a night job He is a security guard at the World Music Theatre in Tinley Park--- ( for those of you who must have this name yes its the Tweeter Center


Well this guy is huge-----he usually works the barracades at the show - last year got me a few pics from Jimmy himself. Well later this week - He has an assignment ----that assignment is to be Jessica Simpons personal body guard. He will be right off stage and escorting her the whole time.


Can we say LUCKY FREAKIN BASTARD

Posted: July 6, 2004 3:17 pm
by Ilph
Awww she is soooo hot until she talks. :pirate:

Posted: July 6, 2004 3:56 pm
by Duff
I for one think is she is one the hottest women I've ever seen. Her upper area is unbelievable. However, I do watch Newlyweds, cuz it cracks me up, and I know there is no way I could ever be with her. She would drive me nuts. Spoiled rotten and could never be self sufficient. I used to hate Nick Lachey because of the music he sang, but since this show came out, I've realized he's just like me sans the singing voice. He's pretty down to earth, loves Miller Lite, Cincinatti and sports. That's me except I can't stand the Bearcats. I don't think they'll last, but he might as well have his fun while she's young.

Posted: July 6, 2004 4:03 pm
by sailingagain
Sounds like the perfect job. He gets to be near her hotness, but doesn't have to deal with her for too long. 8)

Posted: July 6, 2004 5:39 pm
by jollymon345
I for one never like Nick until I watched newlyweds and now I don't know whether I should worship him for getting such a hot chick or nominate him for sainthood for putting up with her dumb a$$.

Posted: July 7, 2004 12:04 pm
by OceanCityGirl
My BIL does security there as well for concerts and special guests. He's not a parrothead but did Buffett last year. Told DH he saw more naked boobs there then any time in his life. If I want to fly to Tinley he could get me in and some other special goodies. Maybe I will do this someday.

Posted: July 7, 2004 12:33 pm
by Tiki Bar
OceanCityGirl wrote:My BIL does security there as well for concerts and special guests. He's not a parrothead but did Buffett last year. Told DH he saw more naked boobs there then any time in his life. If I want to fly to Tinley he could get me in and some other special goodies. Maybe I will do this someday.
Can I pretend I'm you this year????? Would they notice? Please???? :D

Posted: July 7, 2004 6:48 pm
by OceanCityGirl
I've been meaning to ask him if he's doing Buffett security this year. He is doing Vans Warped Tour and offered to get my kids back stage passes if they came out. He's also a big guy. Works for the city and they always snag him to do these security things on the side.