The lunch

[pair8head]

At Lunch George Bush and Dick Cheney are enjoying a celebration lunch at a
very fancy Washington restaurant. Their waitress approaches their table to
take their order; she is young and very attractive.

She asks Cheney what he wants, and he replies, 'I'll have the
heart-healthy
salad.'

'Very good, sir,' she replies, and turning to Bush she asks, 'And what do
you want, Mr. President?'

Bush answers, 'How about a quickie?'

Taken aback, the waitress slaps him and says, 'I'm shocked and
disappointed
in you. I thought you were bringing in a new administration that was
committed to high principles and morality. I'm sorry I voted for you.'

With that, the waitress departed in a huff.

Cheney leans over to Bush, and says, Mr. President, I believe that's
pronounced 'quiche.'

[RhumChum]

Been there, done that! Of course that was before I learned how to speak French!

[Ilph]

[poohbear1324]

[ragtopW]

My Dad calls them "egg pies"

And loves them