Your royal manlyness here wants you to submit your review.
Do it, all the cool people are.
The Speedo Man wants to hear your License to Chill reviews.
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The Speedo Man wants to hear your License to Chill reviews.
The Speedo Man is 43 years old, 100 ibs overweight, suffers from male pattern baldness, old Bobby boy here cannot get a date if his life depended on it, and the Prince Of Bluberness still lives with his parents.
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Because no one is posting a review on the Speedo Man's License to Chill thread then the Prince of Bluberness here is going to write his own review of the new album.
Okay lets start with the journey to the local record store.After reading some of the wonderfull reviews about this new CD old Bobby Boy here was pumped right up. So after work at Itchey Bills Car lot your Royal Manlyness here drove home to mom and dads house and ripped off his polyester suit and slamed on his favorite lime green Speedo. The Prince of Blubernes then hopped in his pinto and drove to the local Wal Mart. As excited as Bobby was to pick up the new JB CD an unfortunate inncident occured on the way in, massive and Bobby means Massive hunger pains. It just so happens though that every Wal Mart has a McDonalds so a feeding frenzy occured. After scarfing down 6 Big Mac meals the Prince of Bluberness had to make a quick stop in the washroom. After taking care of Business in the can your royal manlyness had a bit of a problem getting his Speedo over his massive belly and buttox thanks to the six Big Mac meals.Well Bobby pulled and stretched the Speedo as hard as he could untill he heard a big ripping noise, the lime green Speedo had ripped right in half. The good news was at least the License to Chill t shirt that Prince of Bluberness had on was size XXXX Large and instead of having it tucked in the Speedo, Bobby here could let it hang down and because it is so long it goes down to about the top of Bobby's knees.All the Speedo Man had to do was just go commando through the Wal Mart.
"Just be cool Bobby Boy" the Speedo Man muttered to himself " don't do anything stupid". On the way over to the CD section the Speedo Man ran into a few road blocks. It just so happend that an and old lady that was a few feet ahead of the Speedo Man had just dropped her walking cane. "Excuse me sir can you please bend right over and pick up my cane for me" " Sorry Lady, the Speedo Man would normally do this for you but he can't do it for you today" The old lady then swore at the Prince of Bluberness but this did not damper the King of Commando's feelings but that was a very close call .Now for the next little obsticle, it just so happened that on the way to the CD section of the Wal Mart the annual Double Dutch Skiping Rope Competition was being held in the toy department which just so happend to be right before the CD section. Little Suzie Aikens a local resident of Speedo Land USA had just rolled over her ankle and low and behold they needed someone to skip rope for there team. They just about had old Bobby Boy here all lined up to jump rope until little Debbie decided to pull a Kerri Strug and she saved the day bad ankle and all for the Speedo Land USA double dutch team.
After all of this the Speedo man pulled into the CD section and then looked for LTC, it was no were to be seen. "Were can it be" Bobby muttered to himself, the Prince of Bluberness then asked the cashier for some help on locating LTC. It just so happend that she has never heard of JB or LTC. The Speedo Man then told her that LTC was supposed to be released to every Wal Mart on July 13th. She then told your Royal Manlyness that all the new stuff is stored at the top of all the shelves in a box and that she would have to get a ladder to bring the stuff down. Well she got out the ladder and was about to climb up when she then told the Speedo Man that she is deathly afraid of ladders and that the Prince Of Bluberness will have to climb up the ladder and that she could stand underneith the ladder and hold it. Now just a little side not here the Speedo Man is commando and the only thing keeping himself from being exposed is the extra long LTC t shirt.There was no way that the Speedo Man is gonna get nailed for another Public Exposure this year so the Prince Of Blubernesss told the cashier to forget about it.
The Speedo Man was heading out the man doors of the Wal Mart when a major disastor occured. Out of no were when the automated doors opened, a huge gust of wind then came straight at your Royal manlyness here. All the Prince of Bluberness remembers from there on in is the t shirt went flying up and the Wal Mart security team pining down the Speedo Man in the buff. The cops then came and wham bam thank you mam old Bobby boy was nailed for public exposure for the third time this year. Mom bailed the Speedo Man out of jail and on the way back to Mom and Dad's house Bobby got mom to stop at MC Larry's CD's to get LTC. Low and behold Larry had it, to bad the Pinto has an 8 track player in it oh well the Speedo Man can listen to it all he wants when he gets back home in Mom and Dads basement.
Overall the Speedo Man thinks that LTC is a very good album. Old Bobby Boy here thought that this album was gonna be a dud with all the country folks on it but it was done very good. The only parts the Speedo Man does not like on the album is anything with Clint Black, ouch his voice is just way to twangy for the Speedo Man's tastes.
Hightlights
Coast Of Carolina
Boats To Build
Back To the Islands
Coastal Confessions
That World Song
Out of a scale on the Belly Floper meter this album gets an 8.
Thats the Speedo's Man's review now lets read yours.
Okay lets start with the journey to the local record store.After reading some of the wonderfull reviews about this new CD old Bobby Boy here was pumped right up. So after work at Itchey Bills Car lot your Royal Manlyness here drove home to mom and dads house and ripped off his polyester suit and slamed on his favorite lime green Speedo. The Prince of Blubernes then hopped in his pinto and drove to the local Wal Mart. As excited as Bobby was to pick up the new JB CD an unfortunate inncident occured on the way in, massive and Bobby means Massive hunger pains. It just so happens though that every Wal Mart has a McDonalds so a feeding frenzy occured. After scarfing down 6 Big Mac meals the Prince of Bluberness had to make a quick stop in the washroom. After taking care of Business in the can your royal manlyness had a bit of a problem getting his Speedo over his massive belly and buttox thanks to the six Big Mac meals.Well Bobby pulled and stretched the Speedo as hard as he could untill he heard a big ripping noise, the lime green Speedo had ripped right in half. The good news was at least the License to Chill t shirt that Prince of Bluberness had on was size XXXX Large and instead of having it tucked in the Speedo, Bobby here could let it hang down and because it is so long it goes down to about the top of Bobby's knees.All the Speedo Man had to do was just go commando through the Wal Mart.
"Just be cool Bobby Boy" the Speedo Man muttered to himself " don't do anything stupid". On the way over to the CD section the Speedo Man ran into a few road blocks. It just so happend that an and old lady that was a few feet ahead of the Speedo Man had just dropped her walking cane. "Excuse me sir can you please bend right over and pick up my cane for me" " Sorry Lady, the Speedo Man would normally do this for you but he can't do it for you today" The old lady then swore at the Prince of Bluberness but this did not damper the King of Commando's feelings but that was a very close call .Now for the next little obsticle, it just so happened that on the way to the CD section of the Wal Mart the annual Double Dutch Skiping Rope Competition was being held in the toy department which just so happend to be right before the CD section. Little Suzie Aikens a local resident of Speedo Land USA had just rolled over her ankle and low and behold they needed someone to skip rope for there team. They just about had old Bobby Boy here all lined up to jump rope until little Debbie decided to pull a Kerri Strug and she saved the day bad ankle and all for the Speedo Land USA double dutch team.
After all of this the Speedo man pulled into the CD section and then looked for LTC, it was no were to be seen. "Were can it be" Bobby muttered to himself, the Prince of Bluberness then asked the cashier for some help on locating LTC. It just so happend that she has never heard of JB or LTC. The Speedo Man then told her that LTC was supposed to be released to every Wal Mart on July 13th. She then told your Royal Manlyness that all the new stuff is stored at the top of all the shelves in a box and that she would have to get a ladder to bring the stuff down. Well she got out the ladder and was about to climb up when she then told the Speedo Man that she is deathly afraid of ladders and that the Prince Of Bluberness will have to climb up the ladder and that she could stand underneith the ladder and hold it. Now just a little side not here the Speedo Man is commando and the only thing keeping himself from being exposed is the extra long LTC t shirt.There was no way that the Speedo Man is gonna get nailed for another Public Exposure this year so the Prince Of Blubernesss told the cashier to forget about it.
The Speedo Man was heading out the man doors of the Wal Mart when a major disastor occured. Out of no were when the automated doors opened, a huge gust of wind then came straight at your Royal manlyness here. All the Prince of Bluberness remembers from there on in is the t shirt went flying up and the Wal Mart security team pining down the Speedo Man in the buff. The cops then came and wham bam thank you mam old Bobby boy was nailed for public exposure for the third time this year. Mom bailed the Speedo Man out of jail and on the way back to Mom and Dad's house Bobby got mom to stop at MC Larry's CD's to get LTC. Low and behold Larry had it, to bad the Pinto has an 8 track player in it oh well the Speedo Man can listen to it all he wants when he gets back home in Mom and Dads basement.
Overall the Speedo Man thinks that LTC is a very good album. Old Bobby Boy here thought that this album was gonna be a dud with all the country folks on it but it was done very good. The only parts the Speedo Man does not like on the album is anything with Clint Black, ouch his voice is just way to twangy for the Speedo Man's tastes.
Hightlights
Coast Of Carolina
Boats To Build
Back To the Islands
Coastal Confessions
That World Song
Out of a scale on the Belly Floper meter this album gets an 8.
Thats the Speedo's Man's review now lets read yours.
The Speedo Man is 43 years old, 100 ibs overweight, suffers from male pattern baldness, old Bobby boy here cannot get a date if his life depended on it, and the Prince Of Bluberness still lives with his parents.
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Ladies and Gentle Man:
The Brand New Hit, The Coast Of Speedo Island
From the bottom of Bobby's heart
Off the Coast of Speedo Island
There was a certain incident at the Wal Mart
Now The Speedo Man's looking at hard time.
The walls may all come down
but Bobby's got a great attorny that can turn this exposure case around
From the Bottom of Bobby's heart.
The Brand New Hit, The Coast Of Speedo Island
From the bottom of Bobby's heart
Off the Coast of Speedo Island
There was a certain incident at the Wal Mart
Now The Speedo Man's looking at hard time.
The walls may all come down
but Bobby's got a great attorny that can turn this exposure case around
From the Bottom of Bobby's heart.
The Speedo Man is 43 years old, 100 ibs overweight, suffers from male pattern baldness, old Bobby boy here cannot get a date if his life depended on it, and the Prince Of Bluberness still lives with his parents.
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Speedo Bob
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Let's see here hardly anyone wants to post on the Speedo Man's LTC review thread, they are all posting on the other guys thread. Is it because the Prince Of Bluberness is just so darn cool and hip, or are all the Parrot Heads a little bit itimidated from old Bobby Boy?
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Don't take it personally, Speedo. Maybe they're put off by those big pearly whites (in your avatar).Speedo Bob wrote:Let's see here hardly anyone wants to post on the Speedo Man's LTC review thread, they are all posting on the other guys thread. Is it because the Prince Of Bluberness is just so darn cool and hip, or are all the Parrot Heads a little bit itimidated from old Bobby Boy?
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Well Prince of Bluberness... I did start my thread first.Speedo Bob wrote:Let's see here hardly anyone wants to post on the Speedo Man's LTC review thread, they are all posting on the other guys thread. Is it because the Prince Of Bluberness is just so darn cool and hip, or are all the Parrot Heads a little bit itimidated from old Bobby Boy?
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Well bluberness..............
got it yesterday...............Love it..................almost a couple of tear jerkers for me................that headin down US 1 on conky tonkin sure reminds me of my Miami days growin up............never been south of the Dadeland mall made me laugh......................anyway really good like them all.........but I would buy the album if it had 16 come mondays on it
got it yesterday...............Love it..................almost a couple of tear jerkers for me................that headin down US 1 on conky tonkin sure reminds me of my Miami days growin up............never been south of the Dadeland mall made me laugh......................anyway really good like them all.........but I would buy the album if it had 16 come mondays on it
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