20 CLUES A WOMAN SHOULD CALL IT A NIGHT...

iuparrothead · Post by **iuparrothead** » July 14, 2004 8:23 pm

From an e-mail I got today...I hate to admit it, but this is so me...

1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is.

2. I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and wiggling my butt while yelling WOO-HOO is truly the sexiest dance move around.

3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe I could do it.

4. In my last trip to "pee" I realized I now look more like Tammy Faye Baker than the goddess I was just four hours ago.

5. I drop my 3:00 am burrito on the floor (which I'm eating even though I'm not the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry on eating it.

6. I start crying and telling everyone I see that I love them soooo much.

7. There is less than 3 hours before I'm due to start work.

8. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to me.

9. The man I'm flirting with used to be my 5th grade teacher.

10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming.

11. My eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so I keep them half closed and thinks it looks exotically sexy.

12. I've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.

13.I yell at the bartender, who (i think) cheated me by giving me just lemonade, but that's just because I can no longer taste the gin.

14. I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor.

15. I start every conversation with a booming "DON'T take this the WRONG WAY but..."

16.I fail to notice that the toilet lid is down when I sit on it.

17. My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.

18. I'm tired so I just sit on the floor (wherever I happen to be standing) and take a quick nap.

19. I begin leaving the buttons open on my button fly pants to cut down on he time I'm in the bathroom away from my drink.

20. I take my shoes off because I believe it's their fault that I'm having problems walking straight.

creeky · Post by **creeky** » July 14, 2004 8:38 pm

Some of those sound a little familiar

finz83 · Post by **finz83** » July 14, 2004 10:46 pm

Me, guilty of any of those

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OK I'll admit it, guilty as charged

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » July 14, 2004 11:08 pm

NICE!!!!

HsvParrothead · Post by **HsvParrothead** » July 15, 2004 1:42 am

iuparrothead wrote:From an e-mail I got today...I hate to admit it, but this is so me...

17. My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.

I can vouch for you on this one Ann and have the bruises to prove it ...

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » July 15, 2004 1:51 am

HsvParrothead wrote:
iuparrothead wrote:From an e-mail I got today...I hate to admit it, but this is so me...

17. My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.
I can vouch for you on this one Ann and have the bruises to prove it ...

Ann that is too funny I also love the 5 levels of hangover
PS I do not bruise as easy as other pholks

Mr Play · Post by **Mr Play** » July 15, 2004 1:53 am

I'd pay good money to see some of these!

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » July 15, 2004 1:56 am

Four Play wrote:I'd pay good money to see some of these!

I Have (just not from IU)

HsvParrothead · Post by **HsvParrothead** » July 15, 2004 2:03 am

ragtopW wrote:
HsvParrothead wrote:
iuparrothead wrote:From an e-mail I got today...I hate to admit it, but this is so me...

17. My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.
I can vouch for you on this one Ann and have the bruises to prove it ...
Ann that is too funny I also love the 5 levels of hangover
PS I do not bruise as easy as other pholks

It may not have necessarily been Ann so much as the rolling down the grassy hill in each other arms

Mr Play · Post by **Mr Play** » July 15, 2004 2:12 am

ragtopW wrote:
Four Play wrote:I'd pay good money to see some of these!
I Have (just not from IU)

Hmmm... I wonder if there's a BN discount

iuparrothead · Post by **iuparrothead** » July 15, 2004 2:13 pm

HsvParrothead wrote:
iuparrothead wrote:From an e-mail I got today...I hate to admit it, but this is so me...

17. My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.
I can vouch for you on this one Ann and have the bruises to prove it ...

I'm just really clumsy!

Coconuts · Post by **Coconuts** » July 15, 2004 2:16 pm

I resemble some of those before I even start drinking.....

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » July 15, 2004 2:18 pm

#6 is called being "I Love You Drunk"...somewhere there's a list of the stages of drunk...might have to try and dig it up.

jeepgirl · Post by **jeepgirl** » July 15, 2004 2:20 pm

CLASSIC!!!

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » July 15, 2004 3:31 pm

buffettbride wrote:#6 is called being "I Love You Drunk"...somewhere there's a list of the stages of drunk...might have to try and dig it up.

I'm a VERY huggy touchey drunk 98% of the time
and I want to dance!!!
the other 2%
yut yoooooo

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » July 15, 2004 3:33 pm

ragtopW wrote:
buffettbride wrote:#6 is called being "I Love You Drunk"...somewhere there's a list of the stages of drunk...might have to try and dig it up.
I'm a VERY huggy touchey drunk 98% of the time
and I want to dance!!!
the other 2%
yut yoooooo

I'm usually a "Come on we hafta dance to THIS song" drunk for like, all of the songs. And then I'm a "I need to sit on your lap" drunk.

Coconuts · Post by **Coconuts** » July 15, 2004 3:35 pm

I'm a snugglebug drunk or I'm flashing people. Sometimes both at the same time.

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » July 15, 2004 3:37 pm

buffettbride wrote:
ragtopW wrote:
buffettbride wrote:#6 is called being "I Love You Drunk"...somewhere there's a list of the stages of drunk...might have to try and dig it up.
I'm a VERY huggy touchey drunk 98% of the time
and I want to dance!!!
the other 2%
yut yoooooo
I'm usually a "Come on we hafta dance to THIS song" drunk for like, all of the songs. And then I'm a "I need to sit on your lap" drunk.

You need a PARTNER to dance when you are drinking????
I'm almost 44 and now you tell me

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » July 15, 2004 3:43 pm

ragtopW wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
ragtopW wrote:
buffettbride wrote:#6 is called being "I Love You Drunk"...somewhere there's a list of the stages of drunk...might have to try and dig it up.
I'm a VERY huggy touchey drunk 98% of the time
and I want to dance!!!
the other 2%
yut yoooooo
I'm usually a "Come on we hafta dance to THIS song" drunk for like, all of the songs. And then I'm a "I need to sit on your lap" drunk.
You need a PARTNER to dance when you are drinking????
I'm almost 44 and now you tell me

Here's the thing about a partner. It's always best to be dancing (spork) WITH someone than by oneself. When you're out there on your own, well, you just turn into THAT guy or THAT girl. I haven't made that step yet. But if that's your gig...then keep on dancin'.

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » July 15, 2004 4:00 pm

I'm the happiest drunk on earth. I just adore everybody and everything when I'm buzzed.

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