In the South:
1.) First and foremost, you have to be below the Mason-Dixon line. That's the Ohio River and Mississippi River for those who slept through History class. Typically, your state was also part of the US territory in the 18th Century. (Sorry FL, but you are not part of the South as you weren't purchased from Spain until 1819.)
2.) You always capitalize South when discussing the area. It is out of respect and honah (Yankees, please see sig line).
3.) We have kudzu; bonus points if its growing on your house. http://www.cptr.ua.edu/kudzu/
4.) Appalachian has TWO P's and its pronounced "ap-pa-latch-en", not "apa-lay-shun".
5.) You know what "The War of Northern Agression" is and that's how you learned it in school.
6.) There is tea and unsweet tea. You also know that tea is not just unsweet tea that you add sugar to. Blue, pink, and yellow packets don't belong anywhere in the kitchen unless someone has diabetes.
7.) Cornbread does not have pieces of corn in it, nor is it sweet. Cornbread for dinner means cornbread and milk for dessert. YUM!
8.) And as the song says, no R's or G's.
More to come later, but please feel free to add your own.
