Posted: September 28, 2000 9:04 am
Posted By Caribbean Soul
got this from a friend of mine on the original Parrothead! Forum over on CompuServe... and yes... he IS a pilot!
ENJOY!!
Where pilots come from: Cell Migration
All embryos start out with the same number of stem cells. Over nine months, those cells develop into a complete female baby. The problem occurs when the cells are instructed by the little chromosomes to make a male baby instead. Because there are only so many cells to go around, the cells required to develop a male's reproductive organs have to come from cells already assigned elsewhere in the female.
Recent tests show that these cells are removed from the communications center of the brain, migrate lower in the body, and develop into male sexual organs.
If you can visualize a normal brain being similar to a full deck of cards, this means that males are born a few cards short, so to speak, and some of their cards are in their shorts.
The difference between the male and the female brain manifests itself in various ways. Little girls will tend to play house or learn to read. Little boys, however, will tend to place buckets over their heads and run into walls. Little girls will think about things before taking action. Little boys, on the other hand, will just punch or kick something and will look surprised if someone asks them why they just punched their little brother who was half asleep and looking the other way. This basic cognitive difference continues to widen until the onset of puberty, when the hormones kick in and the trouble really begins.
After puberty, not only do the sizes of the male and the female brain differ, but the center of thought also differs. Women think with their heads. Male thoughts often originate lower in their bodies, where their ex-brain cells reside.
Of course, the size of this problem varies from man to man. In some men only a small number of brain cells migrate, and they are left with nearly full mental capacity, but they tend to be rather dull, sexually speaking. Such men are known in medical terms as "Civilians."
A much smaller number of men suffer larger brain cell relocation. These men are medically referred to as "Pilots."
A very small number of men suffer massive brain cell migration. These men are usually referred to as... "Mr. President."
got this from a friend of mine on the original Parrothead! Forum over on CompuServe... and yes... he IS a pilot!
ENJOY!!
Where pilots come from: Cell Migration
All embryos start out with the same number of stem cells. Over nine months, those cells develop into a complete female baby. The problem occurs when the cells are instructed by the little chromosomes to make a male baby instead. Because there are only so many cells to go around, the cells required to develop a male's reproductive organs have to come from cells already assigned elsewhere in the female.
Recent tests show that these cells are removed from the communications center of the brain, migrate lower in the body, and develop into male sexual organs.
If you can visualize a normal brain being similar to a full deck of cards, this means that males are born a few cards short, so to speak, and some of their cards are in their shorts.
The difference between the male and the female brain manifests itself in various ways. Little girls will tend to play house or learn to read. Little boys, however, will tend to place buckets over their heads and run into walls. Little girls will think about things before taking action. Little boys, on the other hand, will just punch or kick something and will look surprised if someone asks them why they just punched their little brother who was half asleep and looking the other way. This basic cognitive difference continues to widen until the onset of puberty, when the hormones kick in and the trouble really begins.
After puberty, not only do the sizes of the male and the female brain differ, but the center of thought also differs. Women think with their heads. Male thoughts often originate lower in their bodies, where their ex-brain cells reside.
Of course, the size of this problem varies from man to man. In some men only a small number of brain cells migrate, and they are left with nearly full mental capacity, but they tend to be rather dull, sexually speaking. Such men are known in medical terms as "Civilians."
A much smaller number of men suffer larger brain cell relocation. These men are medically referred to as "Pilots."
A very small number of men suffer massive brain cell migration. These men are usually referred to as... "Mr. President."