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> Subject: Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...
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> a) Innovative
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> b) Preliminary
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> c) Proliferation
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> d) Cinnamon
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> Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...
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> a) Specificity
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> b) British Constitution
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> c) Passive-aggressive disorder
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> d) Transubstantiate
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> Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...
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> a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
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> b) Nope, no more booze for me.
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> c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
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> d) No kebab for me, thank you.
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> e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
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> f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
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> g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
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> h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have zero
> co-ordination.
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> i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
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> j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
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I think I studied "drunkenese" in college.

I can relate VERY closely to the impossible list. Is there any way to change that list so some of the things are possible? Could have gotten me out of much trouble in the past.

Buffett4ever wrote:I can relate VERY closely to the impossible list. Is there any way to change that list so some of the things are possible? Could have gotten me out of much trouble in the past.

Drink Dr Pepper.

"Cinnamon"...yes that is dead on
That is great

I'VE HAD TROUBLE WITH "I'M NOT FIGHTING YOU TONIGHT" A NUMBER OF TIMES.

tommcat327 wrote:I'VE HAD TROUBLE WITH "I'M NOT FIGHTING YOU TONIGHT" A NUMBER OF TIMES.

yeah Tomm But this is AFTER you are drinking/drunk.

ragtopW wrote:

tommcat327 wrote:I'VE HAD TROUBLE WITH "I'M NOT FIGHTING YOU TONIGHT" A NUMBER OF TIMES.

yeah Tomm But this is AFTER you are drinking/drunk.

OH

sailingagain wrote:I think I studied "drunkenese" in college.

Hell, I double majored in it.