Posted: October 1, 2000 11:34 am
Posted By phinns
A newlywed couple arrived at the hotel in the evening. They checked into the Honeymoon Suite and 5 minutes later, the Groom went out the door, fishing poles in hand. The next day, the Groom came back, went up to the room and 5 minutes later, went out the door again. This went on for four days when it finally got the better of the clerk.
"Hey Bud, come here" the clerk said. "didn't you just get married?"
"Yes sir!" the Groom replied.
The clerk said, "Maybe it's none of my business but why aren't you up in the room making love to your Bride?"
"No, can't do that! She has gonorrhea!" said the Groom.
"Ok", said the clerk, "you can always do the back-door thing".
"No, can't do that! She has diarrhea!" replied the Groom.
The clerk said, "I see. Well you know there's always oral sex!"
"No, can't do that! She has pyorrhea!" the Groom said.
Puzzled, the clerk asked, "Then tell me. Why did you marry her?"
"Because she also has worms and you know how I love fishing!"
A newlywed couple arrived at the hotel in the evening. They checked into the Honeymoon Suite and 5 minutes later, the Groom went out the door, fishing poles in hand. The next day, the Groom came back, went up to the room and 5 minutes later, went out the door again. This went on for four days when it finally got the better of the clerk.
"Hey Bud, come here" the clerk said. "didn't you just get married?"
"Yes sir!" the Groom replied.
The clerk said, "Maybe it's none of my business but why aren't you up in the room making love to your Bride?"
"No, can't do that! She has gonorrhea!" said the Groom.
"Ok", said the clerk, "you can always do the back-door thing".
"No, can't do that! She has diarrhea!" replied the Groom.
The clerk said, "I see. Well you know there's always oral sex!"
"No, can't do that! She has pyorrhea!" the Groom said.
Puzzled, the clerk asked, "Then tell me. Why did you marry her?"
"Because she also has worms and you know how I love fishing!"