Most Outrageous Concert Sight

YuppieParrothead · Post by **YuppieParrothead** » August 23, 2004 1:19 pm

Alright... I've had it with politics and some of the other threads here. I'm going to try and steer this in another direction. I apologize if this has been covered before, but I don't remember seeing it. Just preparing for Chicago this week and wondering what some of the craziest things you have ever seen at a concert, in a parking lot, etc.

For me, it was the sight of a rather large lady, passed out, completely nude, half in and half out of a portapoddy.

I've heard a few good stories, but I imagine this group has seen it all.

ph4ever · Post by **ph4ever** » August 23, 2004 1:20 pm

does it have to be the most outrageous sight at a Buffett show or at any concert??

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » August 23, 2004 1:21 pm

I got married at a Jimmy Buffett concert. Does that count?

YuppieParrothead · Post by **YuppieParrothead** » August 23, 2004 1:24 pm

ph4ever wrote:does it have to be the most outrageous sight at a Buffett show or at any concert??

I guess I was thinking Buffett, but I'll take any concert stories as long as we can avoid politics.

Frank and Lola · Post by **Frank and Lola** » August 23, 2004 1:28 pm

I saw Elvis
(does that count?)

rednekkPH · Post by **rednekkPH** » August 23, 2004 1:28 pm

What if it happenned at a concert during a political fundraiser?

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » August 23, 2004 1:29 pm

rednekkPH wrote:What if it happenned at a concert during a political fundraiser?

Frankie!! Go crawl back behind the sofa!

ph4ever · Post by **ph4ever** » August 23, 2004 1:31 pm

YuppieParrothead wrote:
ph4ever wrote:does it have to be the most outrageous sight at a Buffett show or at any concert??
I guess I was thinking Buffett, but I'll take any concert stories as long as we can avoid politics.

Well it's just that you can say you saw something unusual at a Buffett show but in reality how unusual are things seen at a Buffett show??

I saw Godzilla at a Frank Zappa show once thou.......

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » August 23, 2004 1:32 pm

ph4ever wrote:
YuppieParrothead wrote:
ph4ever wrote:does it have to be the most outrageous sight at a Buffett show or at any concert??
I guess I was thinking Buffett, but I'll take any concert stories as long as we can avoid politics.
Well it's just that you can say you saw something unusual at a Buffett show but in reality how unusual are things seen at a Buffett show??

I saw Godzilla at a Frank Zappa show once thou.......

Touche Connie. I was thinking the exact same thing. Non-PH types are like OMFG you got married at a JB concert?

But then, I came here and told you guys and everyone was like "Right on" and it seemed perfectly normal.

citcat · Post by **citcat** » August 23, 2004 1:34 pm

I'll tell ya what I saw at a concert that was really unusual: someone
sitting down the whole time, drinking a coke, with a solid shirt, pants, real shoes on, not smiling. THAT'S unusual!! scary.

aquaholic · Post by **aquaholic** » August 23, 2004 1:36 pm

I pee'd in a urinal at the concert............right next to a gal doin the same........tough angle but she did good

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » August 23, 2004 1:37 pm

aquaholic wrote:I pee'd in a urinal at the concert............right next to a gal doin the same........tough angle but she did good

You watched???????????

aquaholic · Post by **aquaholic** » August 23, 2004 1:38 pm

buffettbride wrote:
aquaholic wrote:I pee'd in a urinal at the concert............right next to a gal doin the same........tough angle but she did good
You watched???????????

...no comment

YuppieParrothead · Post by **YuppieParrothead** » August 23, 2004 1:39 pm

citcat wrote:I'll tell ya what I saw at a concert that was really unusual: someone
sitting down the whole time, drinking a coke, with a solid shirt, pants, real shoes on, not smiling. THAT'S unusual!! scary.

I saw that same person...they did stand up and sing along for Margaritaville though.

Coconuts · Post by **Coconuts** » August 23, 2004 1:53 pm

In Indy in 2002, I lost my phriends. I ended up hanging out with a guy I met once before, his girlfriend and another guy. I was wearing a bikini and plastic grass skirt. Well, it was really hot, then we had a thunderstorm- the girlfriend, who was drunk and 19, decided she wasn't going to wear her shorts under her grass skirt, or her tank top. Then her grass skirt's uncomfortable since it was wet, so she decided to take it off. Now, I was drunk, but not so drunk that I didn't think being aroung a 19 year old wearing only a bra and g-string was a bad idea. So I handed over the grass skirt. You would not believe some of the comments in the line for the bathroom.

cmpete · Post by **cmpete** » August 23, 2004 1:55 pm

DS says the scariest thing he saw was his drunken mother.

And the inflatible male doll.

And realizing that his drunken mother KNEW the owners of said doll (and shared a couple of shots with them....)

Drunken mother however, ENJOYS Tiki Bar's tiki bar, and the dildo races.

Real SHOES?? scandalous!!

Coconuts · Post by **Coconuts** » August 23, 2004 1:57 pm

I had dinner at a friend's the other night, he had one of the best shirts ever- Adult Children of Parrotheads. The back said something about "But who's going to warn me about my parents?"

Tiki Bar · Post by **Tiki Bar** » August 23, 2004 1:58 pm

aquaholic wrote:I pee'd in a urinal at the concert............right next to a gal doin the same........tough angle but she did good

I found out at Alpine some gal pals use alternate methods to avoid bathroom lines... anyone else have this talent?

They wear shorts or a skirt... while standing, with one hand they pull their undies to the side... with the other hand, they place a regular cup up there... go... and dump the cup! Amazing I tell ya! They do this right up on the beer deck amongst everyone!

YuppieParrothead · Post by **YuppieParrothead** » August 23, 2004 2:01 pm

Tiki Bar wrote:
aquaholic wrote:I pee'd in a urinal at the concert............right next to a gal doin the same........tough angle but she did good
I found out at Alpine some gal pals use alternate methods to avoid bathroom lines... anyone else have this talent?

They wear shorts or a skirt... while standing, with one hand they pull their undies to the side... with the other hand, they place a regular cup up there... go... and dump the cup! Amazing I tell ya! They do this right up on the beer deck amongst everyone!

Even more amazing to me are the 100+ people (male and female) at any given time, peeing along the back lawn fence at Tinley Park (in plain sight of thousands of people).

Coconuts · Post by **Coconuts** » August 23, 2004 2:01 pm

Ok, I've seen girls fake-puke beer in order to cut in line, but I've never had to go so bad that I'd use a cup.