Welfare Office
Posted: September 20, 2004 1:24 pm
A guy walks in to the local welfare office , marches staight up to the counter and says,
"Hi..You know, I just HATE drawing Welfare. I'd really rather have a job!"
The social worker behind the counter says , "Your timing is excellent.We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomanic daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.
You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas trips.
You'll have a two bedroom apartment over the garage.
The starting salary is $200,000 a year"
The guy says "You're BullSh#@@ing me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."
"Hi..You know, I just HATE drawing Welfare. I'd really rather have a job!"
The social worker behind the counter says , "Your timing is excellent.We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomanic daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.
You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas trips.
You'll have a two bedroom apartment over the garage.
The starting salary is $200,000 a year"
The guy says "You're BullSh#@@ing me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."
