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I guess my first post here shouldn't be so bold to be a parodie but here goes!

Sung to the tune of Changes in Latitudes Changes in Attitudes

I was at a convention last month
Just the same as it was the last year
All of the companies with all of thier products
Wondering were they all had appeared

I hadn't talked to a doctor too long
I was hungover from Margarietta's last night
When under his thumb was a tube of Impergum
And I relised the booth was not right

It's these changes in companies
Changes in marketing sceems
Nothing remains quite the same
If all of the products were
Buy one you get none free
We could just sell and we wouldn't go insane

Seeing the special signs at the convention
Reminds me of how crazy it's been
Dozen of free goods you put on your Visa
Then cancel I think it's a sin

If they suddenly ended tomorow
I could somehow adjust to the fall
Caulk with thier riches
Those son of a bitches
I think that they are in for a fall

With those changes in companies
Changes in marketing sceems
Nothing remains quite the same
If all of the products were
Buy one you get none free
We could just sell and we wouldn't go insane

I think a sales rep when I drink red wine
He doesn't go for these games
Just shows his new products
Then he sells a few refills
Commisions have all gone away

Now ESPE is over my shoulder
So I can't look backwards too long
We'll just wait and see Who's next to be
Singing the 3M blues song

With those changes in companies
Changes in marketing sceems
Nothing remains quite the same
If all of the products were
Buy one you get none free
We could just sell and we wouldn't go insane

Been at too medical conferences and thru too many mergers for this not to strike a very funny bone. WELL DONE. JOHN