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LIPH wrote:

phtnt wrote:

LIPH wrote:I always thought Miracle Whip was a good name for it. It's a miracle they don't have to whip people to get them to use it.

*finger smiley*

Although if you rub it on someone and lick it off her . . .

there are better compounds for that purpose....

Prthd119 wrote:

RinglingRingling wrote:

phtnt wrote:I prefer the tang of miracle whip.

That's a bit TMI, dude..

We all know how much you love either one R2!

Sure.. I believe the term "wormspit" and the qualifier "would be better than" was used in my statement about what I would rather have on a sandwich than either of the choices.. and I would still do the pumpgag over the wormspit...

rednekkPH wrote:I don't like either. If i put anything on a sandwich, it's mustard.

I'm with you Frank! Mustard all the way!!!

RinglingRingling wrote:

Prthd119 wrote:

RinglingRingling wrote:

phtnt wrote:I prefer the tang of miracle whip.

That's a bit TMI, dude..

We all know how much you love either one R2!

Sure.. I believe the term "wormspit" and the qualifier "would be better than" was used in my statement about what I would rather have on a sandwich than either of the choices.. and I would still do the pumpgag over the wormspit...

Not even on a BLT, or a Club Sandwich?????

I usually make my own sandwich spread...I keep both in the house, because it depends on what I'm in the mood to make.

Prthd119 wrote:

RinglingRingling wrote:

Prthd119 wrote:

RinglingRingling wrote:

phtnt wrote:I prefer the tang of miracle whip.

That's a bit TMI, dude..

We all know how much you love either one R2!

Sure.. I believe the term "wormspit" and the qualifier "would be better than" was used in my statement about what I would rather have on a sandwich than either of the choices.. and I would still do the pumpgag over the wormspit...

Not even on a BLT, or a Club Sandwich?????

Not even on a bet for less than 4 figures..

CaptainP wrote:I usually make my sandwich spread...

Do you at least buy it dinner first?

LIPH wrote:

CaptainP wrote:I usually make my sandwich spread...

Do you at least buy it dinner first?

Then I eat it....



Pervert.

CaptainP wrote:

LIPH wrote:

CaptainP wrote:I usually make my sandwich spread...

Do you at least buy it dinner first?

Then I eat it....



Pervert.

thank god there was no mention of "enjoying the zip during that meal...

This is getting out of control....

CaptainP wrote:This is getting out of control....

don't ya love that?

CaptainP wrote:I usually make my own sandwich spread...

Is anyone thinking what I'm thinking?

If you bring sandwiches to Alpine or Chicago next year, remind me not to eat one!

Perhaps I should've phrased that differently.....





...but this is more fun!

CaptainP wrote:Perhaps I should've phrased that differently.....





...but this is more fun!

the makin', or the riffin' lines off your post?

RinglingRingling wrote:

CaptainP wrote:Perhaps I should've phrased that differently.....





...but this is more fun!

the makin', or the riffin' lines off your post?

You be the judge. Maybe we could discuss it over lunch!

CaptainP wrote:

RinglingRingling wrote:

CaptainP wrote:Perhaps I should've phrased that differently.....





...but this is more fun!

the makin', or the riffin' lines off your post?

You be the judge. Maybe we could discuss it over lunch!

I am safe. I don't touch mayo or miracle whip sammichs

a girl i knew in college tried to straighten a perm with miracle whip instead of real mayo.....

really bad idea

AlbatrossFlyer wrote:a girl i knew in college tried to straighten a perm with miracle whip instead of real mayo.....

really bad idea

Looked like Buckwheat when she got done?

still had really curly hair, just lots of creamy white crusty gunk stuck in her hair.... take a guess what everyone thought it looked like

AlbatrossFlyer wrote:still had really curly hair, just lots of creamy white crusty gunk stuck in her hair.... take a guess what everyone thought it looked like

crusty unflavoured Kaopectate?