Head Covering...
Posted: October 12, 2004 9:44 am
Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to
wear a head covering in order to enter the sanctuary. One
Sunday a lady arrived without her head covering. The priest
informs her that she cannot enter without it.
So she leaves and a few moments later the lady comes back
wearing a brassiere tied to her head. And it is abundantly
obvious from the bouncing and giggling where the brassiere
came from. The shocked priest says, "Madam, I cannot allow
you to enter this holy place without wearing a brassiere."
"But Father, I have a divine right," she informs.
"Yes, I see. And your left one isn't bad either, but you
still cannot enter THIS church like that!"
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