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10 Wildest Rock Myths
Posted: October 14, 2004 1:04 pm
by Jahfin
From RollingStone.com:
http://www.rollingstone.com/rsmyth?page ... layer=true
We all know that rock & roll is the devil's music, so it should be no surprise that the Great Deceiver likes to occasionally spice up his raucous riffs with tall tales. With dead rockers often appearing alive, and live rockers often whispered to have died long ago, rock & roll is indeed ripe with mystery. From the bats to the cows to the elephants to the ham sandwiches, here is the devil's best work:
1 Paul McCartney Is Dead
http://www.rollingstone.com/Mythpaul
2 Ozzy Bites Head Off Bat
http://www.rollingstone.com/Mythozzy
3 Jacko Meets the Elephant Man
http://www.rollingstone.com/Mythjacko
4 Rod Stewart's Stomach Pumped
http://www.rollingstone.com/Mythrod
5 Gene Simmons' Cow Tongue
http://www.rollingstone.com/Mythgene
6 White Striped Siblings
http://www.rollingstone.com/Mythwhite
7 Mama Cass' Ham Sandwich
http://www.rollingstone.com/Mythmama
8 Marilyn Manson's Wonder Years
http://www.rollingstone.com/Mythmanson
9 Keith Richard's Blood Transfusion
http://www.rollingstone.com/Mythrichards
10 Phil Collins Airs Drowning
http://www.rollingstone.com/Mythphil
Posted: October 14, 2004 1:06 pm
by RhumChum
Gene Simmons has a cow's tongue?
Posted: October 14, 2004 1:06 pm
by buffettbride
RhumChum wrote:Gene Simmons has a cow's tongue?
Moo
Posted: October 14, 2004 1:06 pm
by CaptainP
When McCartney actually does die, I won't believe it.
Posted: October 14, 2004 1:26 pm
by RinglingRingling
CaptainP wrote:When McCartney actually does die, I won't believe it.
Repeat after me...
Paul is the next to go.
It is really simple:
Take a guy who is a fair-to-indifferent drummer. A guy with a huge schnozz, and that is the best thing in the guy's whole looks "package".
Put said guy into a band just before it explodes onto the international scene, and becomes one of the best-known bands of the decade. (and in this band are an intellectual, a mystic, and priggish control freak known as "the cute one".).
After said band implodes, because of squabbling among the better-known members of the band, said homely guy continues to tour. Said homely, marginally-talented guy also ends up attracting musicians from all walks who want some of the magic to rub off on them.
After a couple "novelty hits", said guy goes on to star in a couple really bad movies. On the set of one, he meets, and impresses an incredibly-cute girl who goes on to star in one of the Bond movies. Not only that, but they are still together after 25 years.
Face it.. God Loves Ringo, and Sir Paul is all hissy because he knows he is the next Beatle to cakk it.
Posted: October 14, 2004 1:28 pm
by CaptainP
RinglingRingling wrote:CaptainP wrote:When McCartney actually does die, I won't believe it.
Repeat after me...
Paul is the next to go.
It is really simple:
Take a guy who is a fair-to-indifferent drummer. A guy with a huge schnozz, and that is the best thing in the guy's whole looks "package".
Put said guy into a band just before it explodes onto the international scene, and becomes one of the best-known bands of the decade. (and in this band are an intellectual, a mystic, and priggish control freak known as "the cute one".).
After said band implodes, because of squabbling among the better-known members of the band, said homely guy continues to tour. Said homely, marginally-talented guy also ends up attracting musicians from all walks who want some of the magic to rub off on them.
After a couple "novelty hits", said guy goes on to star in a couple really bad movies. On the set of one, he meets, and impresses an incredibly-cute girl who goes on to star in one of the Bond movies. Not only that, but they are still together after 25 years.
Face it.. God Loves Ringo, and Sir Paul is all hissy because he knows he is the next Beatle to cakk it.
But...but...
The drummer can't be the last one to survive!!! It goes against the laws of Rock'n'Roll nature!!!!!! (Unless you're the Ramones)
Posted: October 14, 2004 3:37 pm
by RhumChum
Sorry . . . I'm still amazed at the cow tongue reference . . .
Posted: October 14, 2004 5:01 pm
by ph4ever
there's drool on your chin
Posted: October 14, 2004 5:02 pm
by CaptainP
I actually have a tongue as long as Gene Simmons.
(Not joking or trying to pick up the ladies...it's true!)
Posted: October 14, 2004 5:16 pm
by RhumChum
ph4ever wrote:there's drool on your chin
Whew! I was scared for a minute . . .
Helllllooooooooooo Captain!
Posted: October 14, 2004 5:18 pm
by ph4ever
Posted: October 14, 2004 5:19 pm
by ph4ever
RhumChum wrote:ph4ever wrote:there's drool on your chin
Whew! I was scared for a minute . . .
Helllllooooooooooo Captain!
well I assume it's drool........
Posted: October 14, 2004 5:22 pm
by CaptainP
This thing works every time!!!!
Hello, Ladies!!!
Posted: October 14, 2004 5:25 pm
by RhumChum
Hey! I saw him first . . .
Posted: October 14, 2004 5:27 pm
by CaptainP
Hey, there's plenty of CaptainP to go around!!!!
Posted: October 14, 2004 5:49 pm
by RhumChum
And the line starts back there . . .
Woo Hoo!
Posted: October 14, 2004 7:08 pm
by CaptainP
Yargh...I'm startin' to like this thread!!!!
Posted: October 14, 2004 8:19 pm
by bravedave
CaptainP wrote:I actually have a tongue as long as Gene Simmons.
Dang, dude. He must be, like, what... 5'10"? (6'5" with those badass boots on?)
Posted: October 14, 2004 9:59 pm
by IsleReef
On The Who's last album with Keith Moon, Keith sits in a chair that says "not to be taken' away".........
Posted: October 15, 2004 12:32 am
by CaptainP
bravedave wrote:CaptainP wrote:I actually have a tongue as long as Gene Simmons.
Dang, dude. He must be, like, what... 5'10"? (6'5" with those badass boots on?)
It's a gift.
