Puritan Bennett 840 Ventilator

nycparrothead · Post by **nycparrothead** » October 15, 2004 8:24 am

http://www.puritanbennett.com/prod/Prod ... S2=&id=202

840™ Ventilator System

Description
The Puritan Bennett® 840™Ventilator System is the flagship product in our line of critical care ventilators. It is responsive to patients and offers superior comfort, delivering sensitive, precise breaths to critically ill neonatal through adult patients.

Product Features

Technological Sophistication – With its high-performance pneumatics, dual-microprocessor electronics and DualView™ touchscreens.
Upgradeable – The 840 Ventilator can be upgraded and customized with various software options to meet your clinical needs, today and in the future.
Seamless Communications – The 840 Ventilator supports communication with all major patient monitoring and hospital information systems. It provides seamless electronic data transfer into a patient's medical record. When used with Clinivision® Mobile Patient Charting software, the package provides clinicians the opportunity to practice evidence-based medicine.
Low Cost of Ownership – The 840 Ventilator is designed with rugged and reliable components. Its modular design provides easy serviceability.
Best-in-class Service – Puritan Bennett offers one of the most comprehensive field service programs in the ventilator industry. Our Customer Service Engineers are dedicated to providing the highest quality of service to our ventilator customers.
Indications For Usage

For use in providing neonate through adult patients with ventilatory support in the hospital environment.

semitruths · Post by **semitruths** » October 15, 2004 8:32 am

Where's Ann ??? Shouldn't she be abusing you for using up bandwidth???

tommcat327 · Post by **tommcat327** » October 15, 2004 8:41 am

VERY INTERESTING ARTICLE SHANE,I DIDNT REALIZE THAT WAS SUCH A GOOD PRODUCT.I MAY HAVE TO RUN OUT TONIGHT AND PICK ONE UP

nycparrothead · Post by **nycparrothead** » October 15, 2004 8:43 am

tommcat327 wrote:VERY INTERESTING ARTICLE SHANE,I DIDNT REALIZE THAT WAS SUCH A GOOD PRODUCT.I MAY HAVE TO RUN OUT TONIGHT AND PICK ONE UP

You can make a killer bong out of it!

nycparrothead · Post by **nycparrothead** » October 15, 2004 8:43 am

semitruths wrote:Where's Ann ??? Shouldn't she be abusing you for using up bandwidth???

If you don't like the articles I post then you don't have to read them!! Get off my back!!!

tommcat327 · Post by **tommcat327** » October 15, 2004 8:52 am

nycparrothead wrote:
tommcat327 wrote:VERY INTERESTING ARTICLE SHANE,I DIDNT REALIZE THAT WAS SUCH A GOOD PRODUCT.I MAY HAVE TO RUN OUT TONIGHT AND PICK ONE UP
You can make a killer bong out of it!

OOHH,VERY NICE

semitruths · Post by **semitruths** » October 15, 2004 8:57 am

nycparrothead wrote:
semitruths wrote:Where's Ann ??? Shouldn't she be abusing you for using up bandwidth???
If you don't like the articles I post then you don't have to read them!! Get off my back!!!

I love the article ..... I actually have access to using a ventilator kinda like that. It is perfect for a bong ..... air/water tight ..... controlled delivery system ... so even if you pass out the ride continues ....

nycparrothead · Post by **nycparrothead** » October 15, 2004 9:00 am

semitruths wrote:I actually have access to using a ventilator kinda like that. It is perfect for a bong .....

Have you actually done it? I've been wanting to, but figured they'd frown on that if they caught a wiff in the hospital and I just can't seem to figure out a way to get that sucker into my backpack to take it home..

semitruths · Post by **semitruths** » October 15, 2004 9:29 am

nycparrothead wrote:
semitruths wrote:I actually have access to using a ventilator kinda like that. It is perfect for a bong .....
Have you actually done it? I've been wanting to, but figured they'd frown on that if they caught a wiff in the hospital and I just can't seem to figure out a way to get that sucker into my backpack to take it home..

I have access ....... and have thought about idea of using it for such ... but have not done so. Since getting to the point of being able to count the number of brain cells I have left while not having to take off my shoes to do so .... and knowing that the days I have left are numbered …. and Cheney's days are being numbered … VP Cheney is visiting our fair city this afternoon …. gonna fly right over my head …. I work close to the airport …. I like airplanes ….. when I grow up I wanna be an engineer …....

nycparrothead · Post by **nycparrothead** » October 15, 2004 9:31 am

semitruths wrote:I have access ....... and have thought about idea of using it for such ... but have not done so. Since getting to the point of being able to count the number of brain cells I have left while not having to take off my shoes to do so .... and knowing that the days I have left are numbered …. and Cheney's days are being numbered … VP Cheney is visiting our fair city this afternoon …. gonna fly right over my head …. I work close to the airport …. I like airplanes ….. when I grow up I wanna be an engineer …....

Ibidy ibidy ibidy... I'll take that as a "I'm doing it right now".