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Can God create a mountain so big that he can't move it?

Yes
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14%
No
13
59%
There is no God.
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27%
 
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Dude, can God microwave a burrito so hot that even he can't eat it?
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Post by nycparrothead »

CaptainP wrote:Dude, can God microwave a burrito so hot that even he can't eat it?
We'd all be in big trouble if God got gassy from eating a burrito! :o
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Post by rednekkPH »

CaptainP wrote:Dude, can God microwave a burrito so hot that even he can't eat it?
:lol: ya gotta love Homer :lol:
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Post by jkortum »

rednekkPH wrote:
CaptainP wrote:Dude, can God microwave a burrito so hot that even he can't eat it?
:lol: ya gotta love a Hummer :lol:
Yes you do!!!!!! woooohoooo!!!!!! :lol: :wink:
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Post by A1A BOUND »

nycparrothead wrote:
A1A BOUND wrote:sorry!!!!!!!! i voted wrong i put yes but meant no. i read the queston wrong. :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
So you're saying God can't build such a mountain? I thought God could do anything?!
no!!!!! im saying he can build it and he can move it.
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Post by CaptainP »

I vote for maybe.
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Post by bravedave »

rednekkPH wrote:
nycparrothead wrote: I thought God could do anything?!
Of course he can - it's one of the perks of being a mythical creature.
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Post by jkortum »

CaptainP wrote:I vote for maybe.

Are you sure????That is kinda controversial:roll: :roll: :wink: :wink:
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Post by CaptainP »

jkortum wrote:
CaptainP wrote:I vote for maybe.

Are you sure????That is kinda controversial:roll: :roll: :wink: :wink:

I may or may not stand by my answer.
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Post by nycparrothead »

A1A BOUND wrote:no!!!!! im saying he can build it and he can move it.
But, if he can move it, then it's not a mountain so big that he can't move it. And if he can build it then he can't move it.
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Post by jkortum »

nycparrothead wrote:
A1A BOUND wrote:no!!!!! im saying he can build it and he can move it.
But, if he can move it, then it's not a mountain so big that he can't move it. And if he can build it then he can't move it.
But what if he built it, then bashed it into little mountains that he could move?????? hmmmmmm...
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Post by bravedave »

What if God created another God, a Mini-Me, who was good at all the stuff Big God couldn't do. They could, like, tag-team on the mountain.
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Post by nycparrothead »

jkortum wrote:
nycparrothead wrote:
A1A BOUND wrote:no!!!!! im saying he can build it and he can move it.
But, if he can move it, then it's not a mountain so big that he can't move it. And if he can build it then he can't move it.
But what if he built it, then bashed it into little mountains that he could move?????? hmmmmmm...
Then it wouldn't be a mountain he couldn't move and he would thereby be a failure! 8)
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Post by A1A BOUND »

nycparrothead wrote:
A1A BOUND wrote:no!!!!! im saying he can build it and he can move it.
But, if he can move it, then it's not a mountain so big that he can't move it. And if he can build it then he can't move it.
:roll:
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Post by bravedave »

nycparrothead wrote:
jkortum wrote:
nycparrothead wrote:
A1A BOUND wrote:no!!!!! im saying he can build it and he can move it.
But, if he can move it, then it's not a mountain so big that he can't move it. And if he can build it then he can't move it.
But what if he built it, then bashed it into little mountains that he could move?????? hmmmmmm...
Then it wouldn't be a mountain he couldn't move and he would thereby be a failure! 8)
Look at us.
God's not a failure?
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Shane you slay me
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WOW Shane . . . you sure do have a lot of fans of your pole! :lol:
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Post by RinglingRingling »

Prthd119 wrote:I laid in bed last night pondering this very question....


:o

Now, the question is...Is there really some mind connection between us that we think the same thing?????

Inquring minds want to know......

8)



sort of
ever borrowed a cell phone from a balding total stranger wearing shorts in NYC?
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Post by Prthd119 »

RinglingRingling wrote:
Prthd119 wrote:I laid in bed last night pondering this very question....


:o

Now, the question is...Is there really some mind connection between us that we think the same thing?????

Inquring minds want to know......

8)



sort of
ever borrowed a cell phone from a balding total stranger wearing shorts in NYC?
Uh...

no.

But I have borrowed one at a concert or two.... :roll:

Does that count??
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