Mickey Divorces Minnie
Posted: October 24, 2004 7:01 pm
Mickey Mouse had finally reached his boiling point... after 80 some odd years with Minnie he could no longer stand for her nagging and dominating ways. This combined with her ongoing drinking problem, which resulted in the founding of numerous bordellos, saloons and assignation houses throughout Fantasyland and Main Street U.S.A. in order to fund her addictions, Mickey finally said "enough is enough" and filed for divorce from the trampy rodent.
After many witnesses and testimonials throughout the hearings, the judge was finally prepared to deliver his judgment:
Judge: "Mickey after much deliberation and consideration of all the facts that have been presented before me, I have come to a verdict. I will grant you your request for divorce on the basis of Minnie's lack of Mental Stability, in short because she is found to be insane."
Mickey: "INSANE????
Judge, I never said she was insane!!! I said she was 'f**** Goofy' !!!! "
After many witnesses and testimonials throughout the hearings, the judge was finally prepared to deliver his judgment:
Judge: "Mickey after much deliberation and consideration of all the facts that have been presented before me, I have come to a verdict. I will grant you your request for divorce on the basis of Minnie's lack of Mental Stability, in short because she is found to be insane."
Mickey: "INSANE????
Judge, I never said she was insane!!! I said she was 'f**** Goofy' !!!! "
