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Posted: **October 26, 2004 12:39 pm**

Only a few days away......couldn't resist the urge to repost my favorite Halloween joke.....

It's Halloween

Late one dark and rainy night a man was walking home alone when he hears
a.......

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP... behind him.

Walking faster he looks back, and makes out the image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...

Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home, the coffin bouncing
quickly behind him ...

faster...
faster...

BUMP...

BUMP....

BUMP.

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in,
slams and locks the door behind him. However, the coffin crashes through
his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping ...

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...

on the heels of the terrified man.... Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the
man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his
breath is coming in sobbing gasps. .

With a loud CRASH the coffin starts breaking down the door. Bumping and clapping towards him. The man screams and reaches for something heavy, anything ...
his hand comes to rest on a large bottle of ROBITUSSIN .

Desperate, he throws the Robitussin as hard as he can at the apparition,

and...

the coffin stops.

Posted: **October 26, 2004 12:47 pm**

That's horrible. Funny, but horrible.

Posted: **October 26, 2004 10:43 pm**

SPEW!!!

Posted: **October 27, 2004 9:46 pm**

Posted: **October 28, 2004 1:00 pm**

Posted: **October 31, 2007 12:01 am**

BTT
.....because I STILL love this freaking joke!!

Posted: **October 31, 2007 12:24 am**

a campfire fave!

Posted: **October 31, 2007 7:29 am**

land_shark3 wrote:That's horrible. Funny, but horrible.

What LS3 said!!
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Posted: **October 26, 2008 11:33 am**

BTT....because three years later...yep, still love this joke!

Posted: **October 26, 2008 10:50 pm**

Posted: **October 26, 2008 11:22 pm**

pbans wrote:BTT....because three years later...yep, still love this joke!

FOUR years!

Posted: **October 26, 2008 11:38 pm**

carolinagirl wrote:
pbans wrote:BTT....because three years later...yep, still love this joke!
FOUR years!

math suks

Posted: **October 26, 2008 11:39 pm**

pbans wrote:BTT
.....because I STILL love this freaking joke!!

((((((((((((((Paige)))))))))))))

Posted: **October 31, 2010 12:28 pm**

and because I still love this joke.....

Posted: **October 31, 2010 5:36 pm**

Paigey, you're something ELSE!!!!

Posted: **October 31, 2010 5:45 pm**

tikitatas wrote:Paigey, you're something ELSE!!!!

I do what I can.....

Posted: **October 31, 2010 6:23 pm**

Posted: **December 30, 2012 5:01 pm**

Posted: **October 31, 2014 6:23 pm**

....AND now I wish I wouldn't have bumped this one because I found THE ORIGINAL!

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