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Y-NO-9-O · Post by **Y-NO-9-O** » October 28, 2004 7:53 am

An extremely looooooooooong post in another thread made me think (gawd, isn’t that dangerous?), we smart-alecs need a place of our own. A place that we know people will tear up our posts without inhibition. A place where we can blast a person without them “taking their ball and going home”. A place that is FUN and HUMOR is taken with a grain of salt. A place where EVERYONE has the right to say what they want, EVEN IF THE READER DOES NOT AGREE WITH THEIR POSITION. OH MY GAWD, THE FIRST AMENDMENT!!! AUUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!

Please do not even read any of these posts if you are thin-skinned, it could get ugly. You may even be offended. If you have ever uttered the phrase “GASP, I DON’T THINK THIS IS POLITICALLY CORRECT!!!!” please just hit the back button right now, because I don’t want you crying in my beer. Or stay and tell me what you think of me. You see, I can take it. BRING IT ON! But be ready for retorts from detractors.

I go to JB concerts to have fun with people with like interests. Every time I go, there are approx 20,000 other people there. Do I think that every single one of those people agree with me? Heck no. As long as they are not peeing on my leg, I say live and let live (yes NYCParrothead, you can still hump it). Do I get offended when they start cussing? Gosh darnit, no. Would I do things the same exact way they do? NOOOOO! So why should I change my (L)attitude to fit their expectation of their evening? If the guy next to me is belligerent, and my party does not like it, does that mean I can no longer be a smart-alec because his party does not like me? YES!! I mean, NO!!!

Do you all see what I am getting at here? We are all different. We respond to stimuli differently. In that other post the person suggested that I ignore and/or not respond to posts that I do not agree with. Um, hello, Mr. Kettle, this is Mr. Pot, you’re black.

In summary, this post got way too loooooooooooong, too. But I am not forcing my views on you, just setting myself up for a great thread.

If I have offended you with this post, YOU SHOULD HAVE HIT THE BACK BUTTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now, everyone please have a nice day.

land_shark3 · Post by **land_shark3** » October 28, 2004 7:57 am

I'm offended...

I think...

Could someone start a poll to find out if I'm offended or not?

IsleReef · Post by **IsleReef** » October 28, 2004 8:04 am

That sounded so gay, no I mean queer, no I mean angry, no I mean vile, no I mean wtf................No offense to anyone.....

tommcat327 · Post by **tommcat327** » October 28, 2004 8:05 am

I DONT AGREE,I THINK THE OVERSENSITIVE PEOPLE WHO GO AROUND LOOKING FOR NEW WAYS TO BE OFFENDED SHOULD HAVE THEIR OWN AREA.AND THE REST OF US NORMAL PEOPLE WILL PROMISE TO NEVER POST THERE AND UPSET THEIR HAPPY LITTLE WORLD

nycparrothead · Post by **nycparrothead** » October 28, 2004 8:07 am

I thought the Fight thread was where we weren't supposed to be offended. Now I'm confused....... And offended!

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » October 28, 2004 8:08 am

tommcat327 wrote:I DONT AGREE,I THINK THE OVERSENSITIVE PEOPLE WHO GO AROUND LOOKING FOR NEW WAYS TO BE OFFENDED SHOULD HAVE THEIR OWN AREA.AND THE REST OF US NORMAL PEOPLE WILL PROMISE TO NEVER POST THERE AND UPSET THEIR HAPPY LITTLE WORLD

Oh sure.. segregate them.. and give them even more reason to feel "special", er "putupon", er "oppressed", er.. aaawwwww dammit...

Now I am feeling oppressed by my inability to come up with more terms for oppression. Dammmmm...

Y-NO-9-O · Post by **Y-NO-9-O** » October 28, 2004 8:08 am

IsleReef wrote:That sounded so gay, no I mean queer, no I mean angry, no I mean vile, no I mean wtf................No offense to anyone.....

Now, THIS is what I'm talking about.

But still a little weak if you ask me. Jumping on the homophobic bandwagon? Tsk, tsk, I have seen your other posts, you can do much better. But I will write it off to the early hour and your alleged hangover.

IsleReef · Post by **IsleReef** » October 28, 2004 8:08 am

The Fight Thread seemed to have too much love in it............

tommcat327 · Post by **tommcat327** » October 28, 2004 8:09 am

RinglingRingling wrote:
tommcat327 wrote:I DONT AGREE,I THINK THE OVERSENSITIVE PEOPLE WHO GO AROUND LOOKING FOR NEW WAYS TO BE OFFENDED SHOULD HAVE THEIR OWN AREA.AND THE REST OF US NORMAL PEOPLE WILL PROMISE TO NEVER POST THERE AND UPSET THEIR HAPPY LITTLE WORLD
Oh sure.. segregate them.. and give them even more reason to feel "special", er "putupon", er "oppressed", er.. aaawwwww dammit...

Now I am feeling oppressed by my inability to come up with more terms for oppression. Dammmmm...

THEY COME UP WITH REASONS FOR THAT ALL BY THEMSELVES.

IsleReef · Post by **IsleReef** » October 28, 2004 8:10 am

Y-NO-9-O wrote:
IsleReef wrote:That sounded so gay, no I mean queer, no I mean angry, no I mean vile, no I mean wtf................No offense to anyone.....
Now, THIS is what I'm talking about.

But still a little weak if you ask me. Jumping on the homophobic bandwagon? Tsk, tsk, I have seen your other posts, you can do much better. But I will write it off to the early hour and your alleged hangover.

Thanks for cutting me some slack....... It was a rough night....

Y-NO-9-O · Post by **Y-NO-9-O** » October 28, 2004 8:13 am

IsleReef wrote:Thanks for cutting me some slack....... It was a rough night....

I can only imagine. Having to watch the Sox go 7 straight when you had them 3 outs away from oblivian (spell check please). NY should have been the place where the rioting happened, not Boston.

nycparrothead · Post by **nycparrothead** » October 28, 2004 8:16 am

Y-NO-9-O wrote:
IsleReef wrote:Thanks for cutting me some slack....... It was a rough night....
I can only imagine. Having to watch the Sox go 7 straight when you had them 3 outs away from oblivian (spell check please). NY should have been the place where the rioting happened, not Boston.

That would have been so much fun!!! I like a good riot now and then! Where else can you stomp someone to death and have a pretty good chance of getting away with it!! WOOO HOOO!!!!

IsleReef · Post by **IsleReef** » October 28, 2004 8:16 am

Y-NO-9-O wrote:
IsleReef wrote:Thanks for cutting me some slack....... It was a rough night....
I can only imagine. Having to watch the Sox go 7 straight when you had them 3 outs away from oblivian (spell check please). NY should have been the place where the rioting happened, not Boston.

Nah, we don't riot in NY....... We are so used to celebrating championships that its kind of routine......

Y-NO-9-O · Post by **Y-NO-9-O** » October 28, 2004 8:18 am

nycparrothead wrote: Where else can you stomp someone to death and have a pretty good chance of getting away with it!!

NYC, baby, that's where!!! Whatta town!!!
That and Brentwood, CA, that is.

nycparrothead · Post by **nycparrothead** » October 28, 2004 8:18 am

IsleReef wrote:Nah, we don't riot in NY....... We are so used to celebrating championships that its kind of routine......

We'll see what happens when my Mets win the world series (in 150 years or so

)....

nycparrothead · Post by **nycparrothead** » October 28, 2004 8:19 am

Y-NO-9-O wrote:
nycparrothead wrote: Where else can you stomp someone to death and have a pretty good chance of getting away with it!!
NYC, baby, that's where!!! Whatta town!!!

I've noticed since I've turned 30 that I've had to cut down on my raping and pillaging, but I can still plunder with the best of them!

Oh and MURDER RULES!!!

Y-NO-9-O · Post by **Y-NO-9-O** » October 28, 2004 8:21 am

nycparrothead wrote:
Y-NO-9-O wrote:
nycparrothead wrote: Where else can you stomp someone to death and have a pretty good chance of getting away with it!!
NYC, baby, that's where!!! Whatta town!!!
I've noticed since I've turned 30 that I've had to cut down on my raping and pillaging, but I can still plunder with the best of them!

Oh and MURDER RULES!!!

There are no rules in murder.
From raping a pillaging to plundering and humping? You may need a new career.

nycparrothead · Post by **nycparrothead** » October 28, 2004 8:42 am

Y-NO-9-O wrote:There are no rules in murder.

Maybe there should be! Point values for things like blood loss, length of suffering prior to death, etc....

Mr Play · Post by **Mr Play** » October 28, 2004 10:17 am

Y-NO-9-O wrote:An extremely looooooooooong post in another thread made me think...

Don't hurt yourself.

Is that what you're looking for?

Y-NO-9-O · Post by **Y-NO-9-O** » October 28, 2004 10:19 am

Four Play wrote:
Y-NO-9-O wrote:An extremely looooooooooong post in another thread made me think...
Don't hurt yourself.

Is that what you're looking for?

Kind of tame, but you're on the right track.

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