Now who's the boss???

[semitruths]

A man was out drinking until about 3 am - when he realized his wife was gonna be p***.

So in his rush to get home he decided to show her who the man of the house really was.

He marches right into the bedroom - never even turns on the lights.

He rolls her over on to her stomach, rips off her panties and goes at it, she kicks and screams.

So he covers her head with a pillow - she finally goes limp and he finishes.

He yells " Now who's the boss? " and heads to the kitchen for yet another beer.

As he passes through the living room, he looks at the sofa where up rose his wife and said " Shhhhhhh you're gonna wake my mother ! "

[ragtopW]