The wedding dance
Posted: October 28, 2004 12:14 pm
A Baptist couple, preparing for their wedding meets with their pastor for counseling. The pastor asks if they have any last questions before they leave. The man asks, "Pastor, we realize that Baptists do not believe in dancing, but we'd like your permission to dance together at our reception."
Absolutely not," says the pastor. "It's immodest."
"So after the ceremony I can't even dance with my own wife?"
"No," answered the pastor. "It's forbidden."
"Well, okay," says the man, "What about sex? Can we finally have sex?"
"Of ! course!," replies the pastor."Sex is a good thing within marriage, to have children!"
"What about different positions?" asks the man.
"No problem," says the pastor.
"Woman on top?" the man asks.
"Sure," says the pastor.
"Doggy style?"
"Sure!"
"On the kitchen table?"
"Yes, I do not see why not," answers the pastor.
"Can we do it on rubber sheets with a bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators, a leather harness, and a bucket of honey?"
"If that's what you wish, you may indeed."
"Can we do it standing up?"
"No." says the pastor.
"Why not?" asks the man.
"It could lead to dancing," rebukes the pastor.
Absolutely not," says the pastor. "It's immodest."
"So after the ceremony I can't even dance with my own wife?"
"No," answered the pastor. "It's forbidden."
"Well, okay," says the man, "What about sex? Can we finally have sex?"
"Of ! course!," replies the pastor."Sex is a good thing within marriage, to have children!"
"What about different positions?" asks the man.
"No problem," says the pastor.
"Woman on top?" the man asks.
"Sure," says the pastor.
"Doggy style?"
"Sure!"
"On the kitchen table?"
"Yes, I do not see why not," answers the pastor.
"Can we do it on rubber sheets with a bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators, a leather harness, and a bucket of honey?"
"If that's what you wish, you may indeed."
"Can we do it standing up?"
"No." says the pastor.
"Why not?" asks the man.
"It could lead to dancing," rebukes the pastor.
