The Three Amigos of Country Hell

Bocanut · Post by **Bocanut** » November 2, 2004 4:57 pm

As Robbie Fulks sings:

Well, I came down to Nashville in 1993
'Cause my friend Jim said Nashville had money growin' right on the trees
So I thought I'd go pick some, and I don't mean musically.

Now it's 4 years later, and I'm wonderin' where I went wrong
Shook a lotta hands, ate a lotta lunch, wrote a lotta dumbass songs
But I couldn't get a break in Nashville, if I tried my whole life long

So, ***** this town...***** this town
***** it end-to-end, ***** it up and down
Can't get noticed -- can't get found -- can't get a cut, so
***** this town.

Hey, this ain't country-western!
It's just soft-rock feminist crap!
And I thought they'd struck bottom back back in the days of Ronnie Milsap
Now they can't stop the flood of assholes: there ain't a big enough ASCAP.

Sure, I like old Tim Carroll, and BR5-49
But Nashville don't need that noise, no,
Nashville'll do just fine
As long as there's a moron market
And a faggot in a hat to sign.

***** this town! ***** this town!
*****...this...town.

tommcat327 · Post by **tommcat327** » November 2, 2004 4:58 pm

i dont have a problem with any of them but i'd say my least favorite is urban

Bocanut · Post by **Bocanut** » November 2, 2004 5:00 pm

Mine too!

DeactiveCarib · Post by **DeactiveCarib** » November 2, 2004 5:01 pm

they're all pretty good in my book!!!

what would you say parrotsgirl??

meisinger · Post by **meisinger** » November 2, 2004 5:03 pm

I pick T.K. What a total goon.
He's a shoe-in if they ever make Baby Huey The Movie.

Bocanut · Post by **Bocanut** » November 2, 2004 5:03 pm

May Dante assign them all to the lowest pit of hell!!!

IsleReef · Post by **IsleReef** » November 2, 2004 5:04 pm

I have no issues with anyone of them.....

jollymon345 · Post by **jollymon345** » November 2, 2004 5:06 pm

Of the 3 I would have to vote for Keith Urban. I like KC and TK's sound. I really don't enjoy Keith Urban that much maybe it will grow on me later.

Bocanut · Post by **Bocanut** » November 2, 2004 5:07 pm

Like fungi???

DeactiveCarib · Post by **DeactiveCarib** » November 2, 2004 5:07 pm

jollymon345 wrote:Of the 3 I would have to vote for Keith Urban. I like KC and TK's sound. I really don't enjoy Keith Urban that much maybe it will grow on me later.

thats what happened to me

Jahfin · Post by **Jahfin** » November 2, 2004 5:11 pm

You left out Tim McGraw, Faith Hill, Shania Twain, Blake Shelton and the rest of what passes for "country" in Nashvegas these days but I guess that makes for more than three amigos (and senoritas).

jollymon345 · Post by **jollymon345** » November 2, 2004 5:11 pm

DsilCaribe wrote:
jollymon345 wrote:Of the 3 I would have to vote for Keith Urban. I like KC and TK's sound. I really don't enjoy Keith Urban that much maybe it will grow on me later.
thats what happened to me

Is there an ointment to help get rid of it?

Bocanut · Post by **Bocanut** » November 2, 2004 5:14 pm

jollymon345 wrote:
DsilCaribe wrote:
jollymon345 wrote:Of the 3 I would have to vote for Keith Urban. I like KC and TK's sound. I really don't enjoy Keith Urban that much maybe it will grow on me later.
thats what happened to me
Is there an ointment to help get rid of it?

It's called ignoring mainstream county music!

msu#1 · Post by **msu#1** » November 2, 2004 5:22 pm

Bocanut · Post by **Bocanut** » November 2, 2004 5:23 pm

Who listens to country radio? 18-24 year old chicks. They shouldn't be selling CDs, they should be selling tampons

Tiki Bar · Post by **Tiki Bar** » November 2, 2004 5:34 pm

Jahfin wrote:You left out Tim McGraw, Faith Hill, Shania Twain, Blake Shelton and the rest of what passes for "country" in Nashvegas these days but I guess that makes for more than three amigos (and senoritas).

The feminine of amigos is amigas...

iuparrothead · Post by **iuparrothead** » November 2, 2004 5:35 pm

Bocanut wrote:Who listens to country radio? 18-24 year old chicks. They shouldn't be selling CDs, they should be selling tampons

So that's the logical alternative? You were kind of being funny until that ridiculous statement.

tommcat327 · Post by **tommcat327** » November 2, 2004 5:36 pm

Tiki Bar wrote:
Jahfin wrote:You left out Tim McGraw, Faith Hill, Shania Twain, Blake Shelton and the rest of what passes for "country" in Nashvegas these days but I guess that makes for more than three amigos (and senoritas).
The feminine of amigos is amigas...

cant you figure out basic spanish jah?

DeactiveCarib · Post by **DeactiveCarib** » November 2, 2004 5:36 pm

Tiki Bar wrote:
Jahfin wrote:You left out Tim McGraw, Faith Hill, Shania Twain, Blake Shelton and the rest of what passes for "country" in Nashvegas these days but I guess that makes for more than three amigos (and senoritas).
The feminine of amigos is amigas...

THATS RIGHT, CABRÓN!!!

you're so stubbourn!

Jahfin · Post by **Jahfin** » November 2, 2004 5:40 pm

Tiki Bar wrote:
Jahfin wrote:You left out Tim McGraw, Faith Hill, Shania Twain, Blake Shelton and the rest of what passes for "country" in Nashvegas these days but I guess that makes for more than three amigos (and senoritas).
The feminine of amigos is amigas...

Thanks for clarifying, there's really no need for such a sad face though. Everything will be alright.

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