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Prthd119
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Pet Names

Post by Prthd119 »

:wink:


What's in a name? Apparently, a lot more than you (or I) ever
thought there was. Here's what his pet name for you *really*
means.....

Darling -- Depends on how he says it. If he stresses the first
syllable, then he's probably done something wrong or wants
money.

Dear -- Probably a leftover from his parents. Expect him to
wear woolly cardigans, smoke a pipe and prefer a mug of
Ovaltine to lager.

Sweetheart -- If it's said patronizingly, it's not so sweet.
But when uttered in earnest, it may send your own sweet heart
aflutter.

Babe -- Not to be confused with the film of the same name.
Check for flares or signs that he's a 70s throwback. He's
a bit of a medallion man. Chances are he's got his initials
on his chunky ring. Leave immediately if he tries to sell
you a second-hand car.

Baby doll -- This type of man will probably require you to
wear transparent frilly nighties even in the dead of winter.
He doesn't want you to grow up, and obviously can't deal
with real women.

Princess -- Never trust a man who calls you princess. You
may think you're being treated like royalty, but beware of
Prince Charmings - they may be secretly plotting your over-
throw.

Sexy -- Fine if you're sexy. If you're not, who cares? He
probably thinks you are anyway!!

My girlfriend -- He's honest, open and probably glad to have
you around. The next thing you know he'll be using your name!

The wife -- If you're married then he probably thinks he owns
you. If you're not, he probably thinks you act like his wife,
in which case, he thinks he owns you.

My other half -- You complete the set - he's only half a man
without you. But it may make you feel as though you are losing
your identity somewhere.

The missus -- See The Wife.

My partner -- He's right on. Probably likes eating tofu and
hugging trees.

My significant other -- He's even more right on. Probably
thinks it's cruel to eat tofu and that trees need their own
space.

She who must be obeyed -- He thinks you're a nag, but probably
doesn't lift a finger around the house.
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Re: Pet Names

Post by buffettbride »

Prthd119 wrote::wink: Baby doll -- This type of man will probably require you to
wear transparent frilly nighties even in the dead of winter.
He doesn't want you to grow up, and obviously can't deal
with real women.
:o :o :o

Ummm. I think BG and I have to have a LONG talk.
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Post by GrannaC »

What about "hunny bunny hunny hunny bunny"? Or the shortened version - "HBHHB"? :o
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Post by nycparrothead »

I call my mule, Mr. Winky.
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Post by ragtopW »

sorry don't use any one of those. 8)
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