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A man is house sitting for his brother. The brother calls to check in.
“I’m sorry,” says the man, “but your cat died.”

“What do you mean the cat died? How could you do this to me? You should have prepared me for the shock,” says the man’s brother.

“How was I supposed to prepare you?” asks the man.

“Well,” says the brother, “first you should have told me, the cat is on the roof, but don’t worry, we’re calling the fire department.
Then you should have called me back and said, the fire department was doing everything it could and not to worry. Then you should have called me a little while later and told me, the cat had fallen, but not to worry the vet was doing everything she could to resuscitate him.
Then, finally, you could have told me, the cat had died."
"So, anyway, how’s Mom?”

“Well,” said the man, “Mom is on the roof…”

He's not on the roof the f----r is in hell!!!!!!!!


Great Allah Almighty!!!!

CNN says he fell, the frog docs are denying it....

This just in...

The Israelis are not giving out candy and firing AK-47s in the streets.

...now back to our regular programming

AlbatrossFlyer wrote:CNN says he fell, the frog docs are denying it....

Frog docs....OMFG

longlinergirl wrote:

AlbatrossFlyer wrote:CNN says he fell, the frog docs are denying it....

Frog docs....OMFG

Why would anyone take a frog to the doctor anyway? As far as pets go, aren't they kind of disposable?

okay..... docs of frog nationality

Ariel Sharon is reportedly denying Yasser Arafat's last wish to be buried in Jerusalem.
Said Sharon, "That offer no longer on the table now that the Chairman is dead."

Bocanut wrote:He's not on the roof the f----r is in hell!!!!!!!!


Great Allah Almighty!!!!

you know what.... You need to have an attitude adjustment

it it not for you to decide where anyone goes

I do not like the man or what he did but you offended me
on the Allah Almighty statement I have Muslim friends and
have to sheild them from imbread MFs like you too often

ragtopW wrote:

Bocanut wrote:He's not on the roof the f----r is in hell!!!!!!!!


Great Allah Almighty!!!!

you know what.... You need to have an attitude adjustment

it it not for you to decide where anyone goes

I do not like the man or what he did but you offended me
on the Allah Almighty statement I have Muslim friends and
have to sheild them from imbread MFs like you too often

Oh Lord What is "imbread"? Is that some new fancy bread Sunbeam makes?

But to the point the MFer was responsible for the deaths of thousands of Israelis and Arabs.

Bocanut wrote:

ragtopW wrote:

Bocanut wrote:He's not on the roof the f----r is in hell!!!!!!!!


Great Allah Almighty!!!!

you know what.... You need to have an attitude adjustment

it it not for you to decide where anyone goes

I do not like the man or what he did but you offended me
on the Allah Almighty statement I have Muslim friends and
have to sheild them from imbread MFs like you too often

Oh Lord What is "imbread"? Is that some new fancy bread Sunbeam makes?

But to the point the MFer was responsible for the deaths of thousands of Israelis and Arabs. You panty wasted liberal bastard.

Yo Boco. Trust me I know Wayne, and he is neither panty waisted nor a Liberal. And even if I thought he was I would not say it to his face. I am 6'3" and Wayne-o makes me look like a pansy from Mississippi.

Bocanut wrote:

ragtopW wrote:

Bocanut wrote:He's not on the roof the f----r is in hell!!!!!!!!


Great Allah Almighty!!!!

you know what.... You need to have an attitude adjustment

it it not for you to decide where anyone goes

I do not like the man or what he did but you offended me
on the Allah Almighty statement I have Muslim friends and
have to sheild them from imbread MFs like you too often

yo Boco dude I thought I knew you better than this. You make me ashamed to be a southerner with your bigoted attitude displayed here. It's not your position to JUDGE anyone. You my friend are have got some bad karma going.....


Oh Lord What is "imbread"? Is that some new fancy bread Sunbeam makes?

But to the point the MFer was responsible for the deaths of thousands of Israelis and Arabs. You panty wasted liberal bastard.

yo Boco dude I thought I knew you better than this. You make me ashamed to be a southerner with your bigoted attitude displayed here. It's not your position to JUDGE anyone. You my friend are have got some bad karma going.....

Please do not insult my friends again

Bigoted??? ANyone who has an opinion that differs from yours is a bigot. Typical liberal PC defense!

And just to make it frigging clear to all the idiots out there I do not hate Arabs, Muslims, or anyone. I do hate motherf--king terrorists and the assholes who support them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PHBeerman wrote: Wayne-o makes me look like a pansy from Mississippi.

Well, you're half right

Bocanut wrote:Bigoted??? ANyone who has an opinion that differs from yours is a bigot. Typical liberal PC defense!

It's not the fact that your opinion is different than mine it's the way you present your opinion dear.


Outburst such as you have displayed need to go back to pd in Cobo.

Bocanut wrote:And just to make it frigging clear to all the idiots out there I do not hate Arabs, Muslims, or anyone. I do hate motherf--king terrorists and the assholes who support them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and I'm not an idiot and I don't appreciate you talking like that and please clean up your language.

You're turning into 157 my dear! Go back and read ragtop's post to me!

Bocanut wrote:You're turning into 157 my dear! Go back and read ragtop's post to me!

157 is not a nice person. You have again insulted me.

Bocanut wrote:And just to make it frigging clear to all the idiots out there I do not hate Arabs, Muslims, or anyone. I do hate motherf--king terrorists and the assholes who support them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who doesn't? But judging a man on his death bed is not cool.