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buffettbride
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by buffettbride » November 4, 2004 10:52 am
Seen any funny ones? Every once in a while I see one that just tickles my funny bone (with a spork of course
).
I saw this one this morning:
Vegetarian: Indian name for "Bad at hunting"
I have nothing against vegetarians but it made me giggle.
Added T-Shirts to the mix 'cause those are funny too.
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rednekkPH
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by rednekkPH » November 4, 2004 11:24 am
I have a shirt that says that. On the other side it reads:
PETA:
People for the
Eating of
Tasty
Animals
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by unclejohn » November 4, 2004 11:30 am
If we werent supposed to eat animals then they wouldnt be made out of meat! ( I cracked up when I saw that one )
I am no longer fighting my inner demons. We are on the same side now.
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by son of a beach » November 4, 2004 11:43 am
I saw a T shirt a while back that read
"shave the manatee"
It had a cartoonish drawing of a boat with it's propeller hitting the back of one.
"it's crazy and it's different but it's really bein' free"
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by rednekkPH » November 4, 2004 12:11 pm
unclejohn wrote: If we werent supposed to eat animals then they wouldnt be made out of meat!
That's great!
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by land_shark3 » November 4, 2004 12:13 pm
In South Carolina...
"Teach a Yankee to drive. Then point them North."
It's your world, I'm just living in it!
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by GrannaC » November 4, 2004 12:17 pm
son of a beach wrote: I saw a T shirt a while back that read
"shave the manatee"
It had a cartoonish drawing of a boat with it's propeller hitting the back of one.
That'll go over big here
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by island_hopper » November 4, 2004 12:27 pm
I saw this one not too long ago:
Save trees! Eat more beavers.
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by son of a beach » November 4, 2004 12:29 pm
GrannaC wrote: son of a beach wrote: I saw a T shirt a while back that read
"shave the manatee"
It had a cartoonish drawing of a boat with it's propeller hitting the back of one.
That'll go over big here
It's true
I know I would not wear it, especially here in Floriduh.
"it's crazy and it's different but it's really bein' free"
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by GrannaC » November 4, 2004 1:24 pm
One of my favorite t-shirts is "I'm out of estrogen and I have a gun."
I stopped wearing it to the airport, though
"It's a bit like being unpleasantly drunk."
"What's unpleasant about being drunk?"
"You go and ask a glass of water that." (Douglas Adams)
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by longlinergirl » November 4, 2004 1:26 pm
son of a beach wrote: GrannaC wrote: son of a beach wrote: I saw a T shirt a while back that read
"shave the manatee"
It had a cartoonish drawing of a boat with it's propeller hitting the back of one.
That'll go over big here
It's true
I know I would not wear it, especially here in Floriduh.
I have a shirt that says speeds bumps, and shows a boat on the Intracoastal with manatees noses sticking out of the water!!!
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by PHBeerman » November 4, 2004 1:27 pm
son of a beach wrote: I saw a T shirt a while back that read
"shave the manatee"
It had a cartoonish drawing of a boat with it's propeller hitting the back of one.
I want one
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by Lastplaneout » November 4, 2004 1:30 pm
"Save the whales....For later" With a knife and fork on the sticker
All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz & i'm fine
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by longlinergirl » November 4, 2004 1:30 pm
PHBeerman wrote: son of a beach wrote: I saw a T shirt a while back that read
"shave the manatee"
It had a cartoonish drawing of a boat with it's propeller hitting the back of one.
I want one
If you go to endangeredoutlaw.com they have several like that..not sure if they have that exact one as I havent been there in awhile....but they have a lot of stuff along those lines
P.S. I think it is endangeredoutlaw.com...I know that is the name of the place
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by PHBeerman » November 4, 2004 1:36 pm
Thanks
I like this one.
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by Mr Play » November 4, 2004 1:40 pm
Dive Naked.
Everything looks bigger under water
It was a pleasure and a hell of an evening
Truly was our night to win
But the authorities insist on my leaving
Take care my American friend
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by longlinergirl » November 4, 2004 2:24 pm
PHBeerman wrote: Thanks
I like this one.
My hubby has that sweatshirt..lol
I have the Yankee Knowledge shirt
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by ragtopW » November 4, 2004 8:41 pm
island_hopper wrote: I saw this one not too long ago:
Save trees! Eat more beavers.
I wish I had a Pencil-thin......uh nevermind
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by UAHparrothead » November 4, 2004 9:46 pm
I saw one the said "Turn signals: not just for smart people anymore"