BuffettNews.com

A local radio station, WBAB here on Long Island, had people call in to say who they thought the Director of Homeland Security should be...... So far it seems that Ted Nugent has been the popular choice...... Feel free put in your idea's....... Way to go Uncle Ted......

My vote goes out to the "Macho Man" Randy Savage!

Kill em & Grill em Ted!!!!

ph4ever wrote:Kill em & Grill em Ted!!!!

There are certain hippies around that I would not mind grilling.

PHBeerman wrote:

ph4ever wrote:Kill em & Grill em Ted!!!!

There are certain hippies around that I would not mind grilling.

so are you saying you want to eat those hippies

I don't know. I saw a bio recently that said that at one time Ted became the legal guardian of his 17-year-old lover so that he could, um, "guard" her without fear of pesky "laws". Then again, that is definitely thinking outside the box.

ph4ever wrote:

PHBeerman wrote:

ph4ever wrote:Kill em & Grill em Ted!!!!

There are certain hippies around that I would not mind grilling.

so are you saying you want to eat those hippies

Nope just grill them. Unlike uncle Ted, I don't believe you have to eat everything you kill. Random killing is acceptable.

Y-NO-9-O wrote:I don't know. I saw a bio recently that said that at one time Ted became the legal guardian of his 17-year-old lover so that he could, um, "guard" her without fear of pesky "laws". Then again, that is definitely thinking outside the box.

and I believe he married her and they are still together. Funny Elvis did the same thing.

ph4ever wrote:

Y-NO-9-O wrote:I don't know. I saw a bio recently that said that at one time Ted became the legal guardian of his 17-year-old lover so that he could, um, "guard" her without fear of pesky "laws". Then again, that is definitely thinking outside the box.

and I believe he married her and they are still together. Funny Elvis did the same thing.

Happily married I believe.

Uncle Ted Rocks............ "Wango Tango"

ph4ever wrote:

Y-NO-9-O wrote:I don't know. I saw a bio recently that said that at one time Ted became the legal guardian of his 17-year-old lover so that he could, um, "guard" her without fear of pesky "laws". Then again, that is definitely thinking outside the box.

and I believe he married her and they are still together. Funny Elvis did the same thing.

Nope, they broke up years ago. Must have been puppy love.

PHBeerman wrote:

ph4ever wrote:

Y-NO-9-O wrote:I don't know. I saw a bio recently that said that at one time Ted became the legal guardian of his 17-year-old lover so that he could, um, "guard" her without fear of pesky "laws". Then again, that is definitely thinking outside the box.

and I believe he married her and they are still together. Funny Elvis did the same thing.

Happily married I believe.

Ted not Elvis ...........well maybe Elvis too - I hear he was sighted at a Taco Bell drive thru

He has a great site...... All about the music, hunting & charity work.....
http://www.tednugent.com/

I want this shirt.

Ted is a great bow hunter.......

Y-NO-9-O wrote:

ph4ever wrote:

Y-NO-9-O wrote:I don't know. I saw a bio recently that said that at one time Ted became the legal guardian of his 17-year-old lover so that he could, um, "guard" her without fear of pesky "laws". Then again, that is definitely thinking outside the box.

and I believe he married her and they are still together. Funny Elvis did the same thing.

Nope, they broke up years ago. Must have been puppy love.

the bio on his website shows him still married and he's done TONS of good works. He has also ALWAYS been an advocate against drugs and alcohol

http://www.tednugent.com/tnbio/index.shtml

ph4ever wrote:

Y-NO-9-O wrote:

ph4ever wrote:

Y-NO-9-O wrote:I don't know. I saw a bio recently that said that at one time Ted became the legal guardian of his 17-year-old lover so that he could, um, "guard" her without fear of pesky "laws". Then again, that is definitely thinking outside the box.

and I believe he married her and they are still together. Funny Elvis did the same thing.

Nope, they broke up years ago. Must have been puppy love.

the bio on his website shows him still married and he's done TONS of good works. He has also ALWAYS been an advocate against drugs and alcohol

http://www.tednugent.com/tnbio/index.shtml

Very true Connie....... He does a great deal of charity for childrens causes and brings them out on hunting trips and is very anti drugs and alcohol....... He does love sex however.....

The gun club that I go to participates in this program.

IsleReef wrote:

ph4ever wrote:

Y-NO-9-O wrote:

ph4ever wrote:

Y-NO-9-O wrote:I don't know. I saw a bio recently that said that at one time Ted became the legal guardian of his 17-year-old lover so that he could, um, "guard" her without fear of pesky "laws". Then again, that is definitely thinking outside the box.

and I believe he married her and they are still together. Funny Elvis did the same thing.

Nope, they broke up years ago. Must have been puppy love.

the bio on his website shows him still married and he's done TONS of good works. He has also ALWAYS been an advocate against drugs and alcohol

http://www.tednugent.com/tnbio/index.shtml

Very true Connie....... He does a great deal of charity for childrens causes and brings them out on hunting trips and is very anti drugs and alcohol....... He does love sex however.....

and the problem is?????

Noooooooooooooooo problem with that at all.........