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Posted: **November 17, 2004 4:49 pm**

Nice cans

Posted: **November 17, 2004 4:53 pm**

tikitatas wrote:
IsleReef wrote:
tikitatas wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
tikitatas wrote:
buffettbride wrote:That would qualify you for the smack-upside-the-head club.
How crude.
@ me or @ IR?

I meant it to be not
Not YOU, hon . . . HIM!
Okay, let me do damage control here........ How about all woman are a gift from God???? I am thankful for what I have........
Good start. Now add, "And I will only refer to breasts in complimentary terminology . . ."

Thats the only way you can refer to them....... Slang terms are not meant to be offensive in any way.......... The female body is a true work of art in every way, shape & size...........

Posted: **November 17, 2004 4:54 pm**

LIPH wrote:Nice cans

Stop it..... Your gonna get me in trouble again......

Posted: **November 17, 2004 4:54 pm**

IsleReef wrote:The female body is a true work of art in every way, shape & size...........

You've never met Goo.

Posted: **November 17, 2004 4:55 pm**

LIPH wrote:
IsleReef wrote:The female body is a true work of art in every way, shape & size...........
You've never met Goo.

Who is Goo?????? Now I'm scared........

Posted: **November 17, 2004 4:56 pm**

GOO??

Posted: **November 17, 2004 4:58 pm**

We have a paralegal at the firm who is about 5' 2" and must weigh close to 300 pounds. I heard another paralegal call her Goo once (not to her face) and I asked him what he meant. He said it was short for Tub of Goo. Some fat people are attractive, she could be a size 2 and she'd still be one of the ugliest people God ever punched an a$$hole in.

Posted: **November 17, 2004 4:59 pm**

Posted: **November 17, 2004 5:01 pm**

You be nice to Goo............. She is still a woman......... Or so it sounds...

Posted: **November 17, 2004 5:03 pm**

This gives a whole new meaning to the Goo Goo Dolls.

Posted: **November 17, 2004 5:05 pm**

And Goo got married over the summer. I'd hate to see what her husband looks like, unless he's a chubby chaser. I have a fundamental problem with women who weigh more than I do.

Posted: **November 17, 2004 5:07 pm**

Do you weigh more than 150 pounds?

Posted: **November 17, 2004 5:09 pm**

The last time I stepped on a scale I was 207.

Posted: **November 17, 2004 5:09 pm**

That's pounds, not years old.

Posted: **November 17, 2004 5:10 pm**

LIPH wrote:That's pounds, not years old.

Good cover

Posted: **November 17, 2004 5:10 pm**

LIPH wrote:The last time I stepped on a scale I was 207.

Phew.

Posted: **November 17, 2004 5:12 pm**

Nothing wrong with weight challenged chicks in my book....... Just be clean & smell nice......

Posted: **November 17, 2004 5:13 pm**

Roll 'em in flour and . . .

Posted: **November 17, 2004 5:13 pm**

*wondering about Tara Reid's personal hygiene and fragrance*

Posted: **November 17, 2004 5:14 pm**

i have a rule that i need to be able to bench press my girl,and she should not be able to bench press me

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