Seinfeld DVD

BottleofRum · Post by **BottleofRum** » November 22, 2004 3:12 pm

With the Seinfeld DVD coming out this week what are some of your favorite Seinfeld lines/shows?

DeactiveCarib · Post by **DeactiveCarib** » November 22, 2004 3:21 pm

oh boy, theres so many great seinfeld lines, i can't think of one!

CUparrot · Post by **CUparrot** » November 22, 2004 3:23 pm

The "B.O. car" episode was one of my faves.

And I love the Festivus episode. We discussed celebrating Festivus here at work. The "airing of greivances" part could get ugly, though....

VB for Buffett · Post by **VB for Buffett** » November 22, 2004 3:23 pm

Hell

I love them all!@#$%^&*(*&^%$#@!@#$%^&*(*&^%$#@!~@#$%^&*(*&^%$#@#$%^&*()(*&^%$#@!~@#$%^&*()

rednekkPH · Post by **rednekkPH** » November 22, 2004 3:28 pm

NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!

RAGTOP · Post by **RAGTOP** » November 22, 2004 3:38 pm

way too many... but here are some favorites

Kramer - What did you want to see me about, Mr. Leland?
Leland - Kramer, I've been reviewing your work. Quite frankly, it stinks.
Kramer - Well, I've been having trouble at home and, uh, I'll work harder. Nights, weekends, whatever it takes.
Leleand - No, no, I don't think that's going to do it. These reports you handed in, it's almost as if you have no business training at all. I don't know what this is supposed to be.
Kramer - Well, I'm just trying to get ahead.
Leland - I'm sorry, there's just no way that we can keep you on.
Kramer - I don't even really work here.
Leland - That's what makes this so difficult.

RAGTOP · Post by **RAGTOP** » November 22, 2004 3:43 pm

Kramer - So Jerry, my millennium party is really coming together. Will people be able to breathe under water in the year 2000?
Jerry - Some of us.
Kramer - I don't want to exclude anybody.

VB for Buffett · Post by **VB for Buffett** » November 22, 2004 3:45 pm

RAGTOP wrote:way too many... but here are some favorites

Kramer - What did you want to see me about, Mr. Leland?
Leland - Kramer, I've been reviewing your work. Quite frankly, it stinks.
Kramer - Well, I've been having trouble at home and, uh, I'll work harder. Nights, weekends, whatever it takes.
Leleand - No, no, I don't think that's going to do it. These reports you handed in, it's almost as if you have no business training at all. I don't know what this is supposed to be.
Kramer - Well, I'm just trying to get ahead.
Leland - I'm sorry, there's just no way that we can keep you on.
Kramer - I don't even really work here.
Leland - That's what makes this so difficult.

one of my favorites

a classic

ph4ever · Post by **ph4ever** » November 22, 2004 3:47 pm

rednekkPH wrote:NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!

oh hell yes!!!!!

and yadda yadda yadda......

RAGTOP · Post by **RAGTOP** » November 22, 2004 3:49 pm

Jerry - So Puddy, this is a pretty good move for you, huh? No more 'grease monkey.
Puddy - I don't care for that term.
Jerry - Oh sorry, I didn't know.
Puddy - I don't know too many monkeys that can take apart a fuel injector.

ph4ever · Post by **ph4ever** » November 22, 2004 4:04 pm

OMG and what about the Elaine dancing episode.

Or when Kramer changes the lanes on the interstate to make them wider

were these even the first season????

BottleofRum · Post by **BottleofRum** » November 22, 2004 4:05 pm

Jerry: You got the job?
George: Jerry, it's fantastic. I love the people over there. They treat me so great. You know they think I'm handicapped, they gave me this incredible office, a great view.
Jerry: Hold on, they think you're handicapped?
George: Yeah, yeah, well, because of the cane. You should see the bathroom they gave me!
Jerry: How can you do this?
George: Jerry, let's face it, I've always been handicapped. I'm just now
getting the recognition for it.

VB for Buffett · Post by **VB for Buffett** » November 22, 2004 4:06 pm

RAGTOP wrote:way too many... but here are some favorites

Kramer - What did you want to see me about, Mr. Leland?
Leland - Kramer, I've been reviewing your work. Quite frankly, it stinks.
Kramer - Well, I've been having trouble at home and, uh, I'll work harder. Nights, weekends, whatever it takes.
Leleand - No, no, I don't think that's going to do it. These reports you handed in, it's almost as if you have no business training at all. I don't know what this is supposed to be.
Kramer - Well, I'm just trying to get ahead.
Leland - I'm sorry, there's just no way that we can keep you on.
Kramer - I don't even really work here.
Leland - That's what makes this so difficult.

RAGTOP wrote:Kramer - So Jerry, my millennium party is really coming together. Will people be able to breathe under water in the year 2000?
Jerry - Some of us.
Kramer - I don't want to exclude anybody.

RAGTOP wrote:Jerry - So Puddy, this is a pretty good move for you, huh? No more 'grease monkey.
Puddy - I don't care for that term.
Jerry - Oh sorry, I didn't know.
Puddy - I don't know too many monkeys that can take apart a fuel injector.

How do you rember all this stuff???????????????????????

CUparrot · Post by **CUparrot** » November 22, 2004 4:06 pm

Jerry to Kramer: You're insane.
Kramer: Or maybe I'm just so sane I blew your mind!

BottleofRum · Post by **BottleofRum** » November 22, 2004 4:07 pm

VB for Buffett wrote:
RAGTOP wrote:way too many... but here are some favorites

Kramer - What did you want to see me about, Mr. Leland?
Leland - Kramer, I've been reviewing your work. Quite frankly, it stinks.
Kramer - Well, I've been having trouble at home and, uh, I'll work harder. Nights, weekends, whatever it takes.
Leleand - No, no, I don't think that's going to do it. These reports you handed in, it's almost as if you have no business training at all. I don't know what this is supposed to be.
Kramer - Well, I'm just trying to get ahead.
Leland - I'm sorry, there's just no way that we can keep you on.
Kramer - I don't even really work here.
Leland - That's what makes this so difficult.

RAGTOP wrote:Kramer - So Jerry, my millennium party is really coming together. Will people be able to breathe under water in the year 2000?
Jerry - Some of us.
Kramer - I don't want to exclude anybody.

RAGTOP wrote:Jerry - So Puddy, this is a pretty good move for you, huh? No more 'grease monkey.
Puddy - I don't care for that term.
Jerry - Oh sorry, I didn't know.
Puddy - I don't know too many monkeys that can take apart a fuel injector.
How do you rember all this stuff???????????????????????

He is a Seinfeld Database, the Peter Gammons of Seinfeld!

johnson2113 · Post by **johnson2113** » November 22, 2004 4:07 pm

Shows-all of them.

Lines-

Adios, Muchacho
Hoochie Mama
It's not a lie, if you believe it.
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.
Seltzer, Salsa.
YO YO MA!
Serenity NOW!
Gimme the bread, you old bag!
Vegetable Lasagna
George is getting upset!
He's coming home in a body bag.
I'm an eggplant
Look away, I'm hideous.
Damn fools! Look at that! We got nothin' now, nothin'! I've been practicing law for 25 years, you're listenin' to a caddy
Jackie: Miss Wilkie, your tobacco company has turned this beautiful specimen, into a horrible twisted freak.

Kramer: Who could love me?

Wilkie: I disagree. In fact, I feel Mr. Kramer projects a rugged masculinity.

Jackie: Rugged? The man's a goblin. He's only been exposed to smoke for four days. By the time this case gets to trial, he'll be nothing more than a shrunken head.

Puke that's a funny word
I woke up in the Hudson river in a SACK!!
High five
IT'S GO TIME
Jambalaya!
Man, that guy can climb like a ring-tailed lemur!

johnson2113 · Post by **johnson2113** » November 22, 2004 4:08 pm

Shows-all of them.

Lines-

Adios, Muchacho
Hoochie Mama
It's not a lie, if you believe it.
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.
Seltzer, Salsa.
YO YO MA!
Serenity NOW!
Gimme the bread, you old bag!
Vegetable Lasagna
George is getting upset!
He's coming home in a body bag.
I'm an eggplant
Look away, I'm hideous.
Damn fools! Look at that! We got nothin' now, nothin'! I've been practicing law for 25 years, you're listenin' to a caddy
Jackie: Miss Wilkie, your tobacco company has turned this beautiful specimen, into a horrible twisted freak.

Kramer: Who could love me?

Wilkie: I disagree. In fact, I feel Mr. Kramer projects a rugged masculinity.

Jackie: Rugged? The man's a goblin. He's only been exposed to smoke for four days. By the time this case gets to trial, he'll be nothing more than a shrunken head.

Puke that's a funny word
I woke up in the Hudson river in a SACK!!
High five
IT'S GO TIME
Jambalaya!
Man, that guy can climb like a ring-tailed lemur!

rednekkPH · Post by **rednekkPH** » November 22, 2004 4:09 pm

Elaine: He took it out.
Jerry: It?
Elaine: It.
Jerry: Out?
Elaine: Out.

kurt · Post by **kurt** » November 22, 2004 4:11 pm

The 'Write-off" skit:

"I just wish I had the last 20 seconds of my life back..."

NYCPORT · Post by **NYCPORT** » November 22, 2004 4:12 pm

You're a very baaaaad man Jerry Seinfeld...A very baaaad man!!!