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SMLCHNG
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Post by SMLCHNG »

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were
giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the
next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he
wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left
it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00
AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why
his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

God may have created man before woman, but there is always a
rough draft before the masterpiece. 8)
bananaman
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Location: Where the rivers meet the sea

Post by bananaman »

:lol: :lol:
THOU SHALL NOT EAT THY NEIGHBOR'S WIFE......'S POPCORN!
buffettbride
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Post by buffettbride »

:lol: :lol: :lol: Thanks Penny!
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Post by sailingagain »

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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"In the morning when you rise, aren't you glad to be alive?"
poohbear1324
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Post by poohbear1324 »

:lol: :lol: :lol:
that was a great one
ragtopW
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Post by ragtopW »

:P :P
Dally
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Location: The land of Peaches!!!

Post by Dally »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
"All you need is love..." - The Beatles
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