Rednecks
Posted: November 29, 2004 5:38 pm
Virgil's House
"Hello? Is this the FBI?"
"Yes. What can I do for you?"
"I'm calling to report on my neighbor Virgil Smith. He's hiding marijuana inside his firewood!"
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the FBI agents descended on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood was kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but found no marijuana. They sneered at Virgil as they left.
A few minutes later, Virgil's phone rang. "Hey, Virgil. This here is Floyd. Did the FBI come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Sure did."
"Happy Birthday, buddy!"
Who Says Rednecks Ain't Smart?
"Hello? Is this the FBI?"
"Yes. What can I do for you?"
"I'm calling to report on my neighbor Virgil Smith. He's hiding marijuana inside his firewood!"
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the FBI agents descended on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood was kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but found no marijuana. They sneered at Virgil as they left.
A few minutes later, Virgil's phone rang. "Hey, Virgil. This here is Floyd. Did the FBI come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Sure did."
"Happy Birthday, buddy!"
Who Says Rednecks Ain't Smart?
