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Worst Movie Ever

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Mother of God this movie sucked!

Honorable mention to
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You must not have seen:

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One of the only movies I have walked out of half way through

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Post by Y-NO-9-O »

Heck, I can name 3 or 4 Bruce Willis movies off the top of my (not toupee'd) head. First one that comes to mind "HUDSON HAWK"!!!! And I won't EVEN glorify this with trying to find the cover.
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Post by ejr »

Saw about 5 minutes of Ishtar-it lived up to its reputation.

And the sequel to Terms of Endearment was absolutely dreadful.
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Post by Y-NO-9-O »

ejr wrote:Saw about 5 minutes of Ishtar-it lived up to its reputation.

And the sequel to Terms of Endearment was absolutely dreadful.
You're on your own with Ishtar. I think the coming attractions said "DON'T SEE THIS MOVIE, WHATEVER YOU DO"

There was a sequel to Terms? And you're admitting that you saw it?
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I vote for "Troy".

HORRIBLE movie. In addition to the story innaccuracies (such as the war only lasting 10 days instead of 20 years, Paris living, Agammemnon dying, etc.....I could go on all day), the action scenes were derivative, there was no chemistry between the romantic leads, and THEY HAD THE SUN RISING IN THE WEST!!!!!!!!!!
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caddyshack 2..........worst!! after the first bein one of the best!!!!
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CaptainP wrote:I vote for "Troy".

HORRIBLE movie. In addition to the story innaccuracies (such as the war only lasting 10 days instead of 20 years, Paris living, Agammemnon dying, etc.....I could go on all day), the action scenes were derivative, there was no chemistry between the romantic leads, and THEY HAD THE SUN RISING IN THE WEST!!!!!!!!!!
HEY!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
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Y-NO-9-O wrote:
There was a sequel to Terms? And you're admitting that you saw it?
It was called The Evening Star or something like that. The previews were enough.
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PHBeerman wrote:
CaptainP wrote:I vote for "Troy".

HORRIBLE movie. In addition to the story innaccuracies (such as the war only lasting 10 days instead of 20 years, Paris living, Agammemnon dying, etc.....I could go on all day), the action scenes were derivative, there was no chemistry between the romantic leads, and THEY HAD THE SUN RISING IN THE WEST!!!!!!!!!!
HEY!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
:lol:
Seriously, even Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston walked out of this at the Cannes film festival.
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CaptainP wrote:
PHBeerman wrote:
CaptainP wrote:I vote for "Troy".

HORRIBLE movie. In addition to the story innaccuracies (such as the war only lasting 10 days instead of 20 years, Paris living, Agammemnon dying, etc.....I could go on all day), the action scenes were derivative, there was no chemistry between the romantic leads, and THEY HAD THE SUN RISING IN THE WEST!!!!!!!!!!
HEY!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
:lol:
Seriously, even Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston walked out of this at the Cannes film festival.
Wasn't the point of that movie to see Brad looking all buff anyway???
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buffettbride wrote:
CaptainP wrote:
PHBeerman wrote:
CaptainP wrote:I vote for "Troy".

HORRIBLE movie. In addition to the story innaccuracies (such as the war only lasting 10 days instead of 20 years, Paris living, Agammemnon dying, etc.....I could go on all day), the action scenes were derivative, there was no chemistry between the romantic leads, and THEY HAD THE SUN RISING IN THE WEST!!!!!!!!!!
HEY!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
:lol:
Seriously, even Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston walked out of this at the Cannes film festival.
Wasn't the point of that movie to see Brad looking all buff anyway???

I want to kick their asses for disgracing such a good name with a crappy script. :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
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I am so going to get flamed for this.
The only movie I ever walked out of was Midnight Cowboy.
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Post by CaptainP »

buffettbride wrote:Wasn't the point of that movie to see Brad looking all buff anyway???
I'm a straight guy and I'd still say that was the highlight of the movie.


(To clarify: The movie sucked so bad, seeing a man's naked butt was the high point.)
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I agree with Ishtar and the Best of Times
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Post by buffettbride »

The only movie I walked out of was Grosse Point Blank. Although, when I saw it again on TNT or something it wasn't as bad as I remembered. Just kinda dragged.
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Post by PHBeerman »

CaptainP wrote:
buffettbride wrote:Wasn't the point of that movie to see Brad looking all buff anyway???
I'm a straight guy and I'd still say that was the highlight of the movie.


(To clarify: The movie sucked so bad, seeing a man's naked butt was the high point.)
I knew you were a bit off. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
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buffettbride wrote:The only movie I walked out of was Grosse Point Blank. Although, when I saw it again on TNT or something it wasn't as bad as I remembered. Just kinda dragged.

Mallory, how could you walk out on that it has one of the best 80's soundtracks ever :D . Not to mention it has John Cussack

... has a very dark side to it
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Post by CaptainP »

buffettbride wrote:The only movie I walked out of was Grosse Point Blank. Although, when I saw it again on TNT or something it wasn't as bad as I remembered. Just kinda dragged.
That's one of my favorite movies! Very dark humor.
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