BN Pine Box Derby (Ophicial Thread)!!!

nycparrothead · Post by **nycparrothead** » December 14, 2004 7:43 pm

THE FIRST ANNUAL OPHICIAL BN CELEBRITY DEATH POOL!

OFFICIAL RULES:

Each contestant will pick one celebrity that they think will be the next to die. Only one celebrity per BNer and celebrities can not be picked by multiple people. NO CHANGES WILL BE PERMITTED. Once you make your pick you must keep that pick! New contestants may enter at any time until such time that there is an ample number of contestants and then no further picks will be allowed. This will be determine at a later time with plenty of advanced warning. IF a celebrity that has NOT BEEN PICKED becomes critically ill at any time during the contest, that celebrity will not be allowed to be chosen.
CELEBRITY CRITERIA: This must be a MAJOR celebrity of the past or present with the criteria of "MAJOR" to be determined by the answer of the question, "Would this celebrity's death make it on the 6 o'clock national news".
PRIZE AMOUNT: Each losing contestant will be required to mail $1 in cash (Paper money please) to the winner. The prize amount will be based on the number of entries.
CONTEST DURATION: The contest will continue until a chosen celebrity has kicked the bucket.
ADDENDUMS TO RULES: I just made up these rules off the top of my head. I will gladly accept suggestions for additional rules for a limited time.
LIFE STATUS VERIFICATION: http://www.deadoraliveinfo.com/dead.nsf/pages/main
THANK YOU FOR PLAYING IN THE OPHICIAL BN CELEBRITY DEATH POOL!

***If $1 is over your budget and you signed up for this before there was money involved, you have until Friday at noon to withraw from the contest. Please PM me if you wish to do this.

Here are the entries so far:

Monkey Boy..............Bill Cosby
sonofabeach..............50 Cent
12vmanRick..............Sean Connery
A Balding Fan............Michael Moore
st. somewhere...........Pope JP III
HsvParrothead...........Estelle Getty
ejr............................Gerald Ford
IsleReef....................John Goodman
PHBeerman...............Fidel Castro
CaptianP...................Olivia de Havilland
pac7days...................Keith Richards
aquaholic...................Bob Denver
7lords........................Karl Malden
rednekkPH.................Phyllis Diller
GrannaC....................Eddie Albert
A1A BOUND...............Willie Nelson
pair8head...................Augusto Pinochet
iuparrothead...............Donald Sutherland
buffettbride.................Mary Tyler Moore
phtnt..........................Larry Flynt
a1aara.......................Dr. Dre
fairhopeparrot.............Charlton Heston
zanth..........................Hunter S. Thompson
job41475.....................Joey Bishop
phenwayparrothead.....Chief Justice William Rehnquist
Cubbie Bear................Hank Stram
Lvskns........................Andy Rooney
ph4ever......................Courtney Love
bravedave..................Stephen Hawking
tikitatas......................Kirk Douglas
mermaidindisguise.......Michael Jackson
Gypsy in the Palace.....John Wooden
dean_sui.....................Mikhail Gorbachev
Hockey(less)ParrotHead...Byron Nelson
BottleofRum.................Richard Pryor
IsleReef.......................John Goodman
Y-NO-9-O.....................Elizabeth Taylor
honeysucklevine...........Mick Mars
southernmost phreak....Ed Asner
Hula Dancer.................Nancy Reagan
daydreamer.................Jimmy Buffett
lovin_jimmy.................Johnny Carson
Ceol na Mara...............Dick Cheney
parrothead338.............Dick Clark
Sidew13......................Zsa Zsa Gabor
TheSecretsintheCrust....Yogi Berra
LIPH............................Mike Wallace
prthd1958....................Muhammad Ali
jollymon345.................Regis Philbin
shakerofsalt.................Lauren Bacall
lostintheNW..................Mickey Rooney
big hat carmen.............Frank Gifford
NYCPORT.....................Jimmy Carter

The Winning Prize is Currently: $52

CLICK HERE FOR THE PINE BOX DERBY WEBSITE!! - Thanks St. Somewhere!

sonofabeach · Post by **sonofabeach** » December 14, 2004 7:58 pm

That awful looking Fat Albert remake may just do Bill in

Rather than go with an older person I would go with a rapper but which one to choose?
50 Cent I guess, heck he's already been shot a few times.

12vmanRick · Post by **12vmanRick** » December 14, 2004 8:53 pm

They actually have a contest on the radio in Atlanta like that..

My guess is Sean Connery

A Balding Fan · Post by **A Balding Fan** » December 14, 2004 8:56 pm

Michael Moore.

He will either eat himself to death, or someone will pull the trigger.

st.somewhere · Post by **st.somewhere** » December 14, 2004 10:24 pm

This could hurt me in the long run, but I'm got put my money on the Pope. -PJPIII-

nycparrothead · Post by **nycparrothead** » December 14, 2004 10:25 pm

st.somewhere wrote:This could hurt me in the long run, but I'm got put my money on the Pope. -PJPIII-

OOH!! Good one!! (Damn! Wish I thought of that)

prrthd1987 · Post by **prrthd1987** » December 14, 2004 10:40 pm

A Balding Fan wrote:Michael Moore.

He will either eat himself to death, or someone will pull the trigger.

That would be too good to be true... he would stay on life support until the republicans lose control of our whole government just so he can prove that he is indeed an ignorant puke.

HsvParrothead · Post by **HsvParrothead** » December 14, 2004 10:41 pm

Estelle Getty .... played Sophia on Golden Girls

prrthd1987 · Post by **prrthd1987** » December 14, 2004 10:42 pm

HsvParrothead wrote:Estelle Getty .... played Sophia on Golden Girls

NEWS FLASH>>> She's dead

nycparrothead · Post by **nycparrothead** » December 14, 2004 10:42 pm

HsvParrothead wrote:Estelle Getty .... played Sophia on Golden Girls

Fag.

HsvParrothead · Post by **HsvParrothead** » December 14, 2004 10:46 pm

prrthd1987 wrote:
HsvParrothead wrote:Estelle Getty .... played Sophia on Golden Girls
NEWS FLASH>>> She's dead

ok... then who was the tall dike lookin b**** ... one of these women has got to be droppin soon by now

st.somewhere · Post by **st.somewhere** » December 14, 2004 10:49 pm

nycparrothead wrote:
st.somewhere wrote:This could hurt me in the long run, but I'm got put my money on the Pope. -PJPIII-
OOH!! Good one!! (Damn! Wish I thought of that)

This may even get me in more trouble than my Pope pick...

Okay, well then you probably really gonna wanna kick yourself in the ass for not thinkin' of this one...

How about...?

nycparrothead · Post by **nycparrothead** » December 14, 2004 10:50 pm

st.somewhere wrote:
nycparrothead wrote:
st.somewhere wrote:This could hurt me in the long run, but I'm got put my money on the Pope. -PJPIII-
OOH!! Good one!! (Damn! Wish I thought of that)
This may even get me in more trouble than my Pope pick...

Okay, well then you probably really gonna wanna kick yourself in the ass for not thinkin' of this one...

Hmm... Better than saying Jimmy I suppose!

HsvParrothead · Post by **HsvParrothead** » December 14, 2004 10:51 pm

nycparrothead wrote:
HsvParrothead wrote:Estelle Getty .... played Sophia on Golden Girls
Fag?

actually No... contrary to urban legend this was an actual female and not an actor in drag

st.somewhere · Post by **st.somewhere** » December 14, 2004 10:51 pm

Isn't Captain Tony like 90 years old? He's gotta be the front runner in this contest, right?

st.somewhere · Post by **st.somewhere** » December 14, 2004 10:54 pm

nycparrothead · Post by **nycparrothead** » December 14, 2004 10:57 pm

So, St. S... You only get one vote! What's it gonna be? Pope on a Rope or the Antique Captain?

st.somewhere · Post by **st.somewhere** » December 14, 2004 10:59 pm

Since it would be going against my religion to pick the good Captain... I guess I'll have to go with the Pope-on-a-Rope.

Desdamona · Post by **Desdamona** » December 14, 2004 10:59 pm

st.somewhere wrote:
HsvParrothead wrote:
nycparrothead wrote:
HsvParrothead wrote:Estelle Getty .... played Sophia on Golden Girls
Fag?
actually No... contrary to urban legend this was an actual female and not an actor in drag
f****' Bea Arthur!! She's one of the scariest lookin' creatures on this entire planet!!!

HEY!

Maude was my hero!

And the "good" captain is only 88... like Walter Cronkite.

st.somewhere · Post by **st.somewhere** » December 14, 2004 11:00 pm

My condolences...

Actually, my ex-girlfriend was a total Golden Girl phanatic!! I don't my Dorothy Spornack as long as she stays inside my TV. What can I say? She really scares me!!