what is the best gag gift for christmas?

A1A BOUND · Post by **A1A BOUND** » December 16, 2004 11:10 am

we were thinking of wrapping up a mouse in a cage.

keep in mind this is a dirty santa gift at a friends christmas party. so whoever picks it doesnt know who its from. i need one more and i am out of ideas.

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » December 16, 2004 11:16 am

Ohhh ohhhh ohhhhh!!!

One of the best ones we've done is a remote-control fart machine. Basically, you press the button on the remote (which is about the size of a car key fob) and it makes different fart noises come out of the transmitter.

It's so funny to wrap it up and keep the remote with you and make it fart when the person is unwrapping it.

http://www.gagworks.com/index.asp?PageA ... rodID=1728

A1A BOUND · Post by **A1A BOUND** » December 16, 2004 11:18 am

i have to get one of those. but i would stitch it in to the lining of amandas jacket.

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » December 16, 2004 11:20 am

A1A BOUND wrote:i have to get one of those. but i would stitch it in to the lining of amandas jacket.

Funny story about that...Matt picked one up to give to his grampa for a gag gift a few Christmases ago. I was in the restroom with my daughter at a department store and Matt was waiting for me in one of the departments. I had the receiver and he had the remote. I couldn't find him ANYWHERE and he kept on making the fart noises.

He didn't get nookie that night.

A1A BOUND · Post by **A1A BOUND** » December 16, 2004 11:23 am

buffettbride wrote:
A1A BOUND wrote:i have to get one of those. but i would stitch it in to the lining of amandas jacket.

Funny story about that...Matt picked one up to give to his grampa for a gag gift a few Christmases ago. I was in the restroom with my daughter at a department store and Matt was waiting for me in one of the departments. I had the receiver and he had the remote. I couldn't find him ANYWHERE and he kept on making the fart noises.

He didn't get nookie that night.

i think its a must have.

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » December 16, 2004 11:25 am

A1A BOUND wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
A1A BOUND wrote:i have to get one of those. but i would stitch it in to the lining of amandas jacket.

Funny story about that...Matt picked one up to give to his grampa for a gag gift a few Christmases ago. I was in the restroom with my daughter at a department store and Matt was waiting for me in one of the departments. I had the receiver and he had the remote. I couldn't find him ANYWHERE and he kept on making the fart noises.

He didn't get nookie that night.

i think its a must have.

She'll kick your a$$ dude, but it would be funny.

Y-NO-9-O · Post by **Y-NO-9-O** » December 16, 2004 11:29 am

Tongue depresser

(those things make me gag every time)

Tiki Bar · Post by **Tiki Bar** » December 16, 2004 11:33 am

How 'bout some coal?

sorry - I'm a dork!

halfpint6924 · Post by **halfpint6924** » December 16, 2004 11:33 am

blow up doll

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » December 16, 2004 11:33 am

Anything funny-monkey related. Maybe a humping monkey purse.

A1A BOUND · Post by **A1A BOUND** » December 16, 2004 11:37 am

what do yall think about a drive by tuckers cd?

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » December 16, 2004 11:38 am

A1A BOUND wrote:what do yall think about a drive by tuckers cd?

SPEW!!!

It would definitely make some people gag.

A1A BOUND · Post by **A1A BOUND** » December 16, 2004 11:42 am

buffettbride wrote:
A1A BOUND wrote:what do yall think about a drive by tuckers cd?
SPEW!!!

It would definitely make some people gag.

PLEASE TELL ME WHAT SPEW MEANS.

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » December 16, 2004 11:43 am

A1A BOUND wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
A1A BOUND wrote:what do yall think about a drive by tuckers cd?
SPEW!!!

It would definitely make some people gag.
PLEASE TELL ME WHAT SPEW MEANS.

It means you made me laugh so hard that I spewed everything out of my mouth and ruined my monitor and my keyboard and my shoes.

SPEW is generally good.

A1A BOUND · Post by **A1A BOUND** » December 16, 2004 11:45 am

buffettbride wrote:
A1A BOUND wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
A1A BOUND wrote:what do yall think about a drive by tuckers cd?
SPEW!!!

It would definitely make some people gag.
PLEASE TELL ME WHAT SPEW MEANS.
It means you made me laugh so hard that I spewed everything out of my mouth and ruined my monitor and my keyboard and my shoes.

SPEW is generally good.

IC

THOUGH IT MEANT YOU SH!T PENUTS EVERY WHERE

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » December 16, 2004 11:46 am

A1A BOUND wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
A1A BOUND wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
A1A BOUND wrote:what do yall think about a drive by tuckers cd?
SPEW!!!

It would definitely make some people gag.
PLEASE TELL ME WHAT SPEW MEANS.
It means you made me laugh so hard that I spewed everything out of my mouth and ruined my monitor and my keyboard and my shoes.

SPEW is generally good.
IC

THOUGH IT MEANT YOU SH!T PENUTS EVERY WHERE

Nope. But that would work too I guess.

Y-NO-9-O · Post by **Y-NO-9-O** » December 16, 2004 11:48 am

Also, a real good spew requires the use of a monitor squeegee.

citcat · Post by **citcat** » December 16, 2004 12:16 pm

Layer the bottom of a box with Camembert or other reallllllly stinky cheese, and put some fake doggie poo or fake puke in there. Talk about GAG!!!!

fairhopeparrot · Post by **fairhopeparrot** » December 16, 2004 12:21 pm

buffettbride wrote:
A1A BOUND wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
A1A BOUND wrote:i have to get one of those. but i would stitch it in to the lining of amandas jacket.

Funny story about that...Matt picked one up to give to his grampa for a gag gift a few Christmases ago. I was in the restroom with my daughter at a department store and Matt was waiting for me in one of the departments. I had the receiver and he had the remote. I couldn't find him ANYWHERE and he kept on making the fart noises.

He didn't get nookie that night.

i think its a must have.
She'll kick your a$$ dude, but it would be funny.

That would be funny, but I would still kick his A$$!!!!!!!

GrannaC · Post by **GrannaC** » December 16, 2004 1:32 pm

Ok, I thought of something. How about Kitty Litter Cake? Check it out here: http://www.kidskuisine.com/asp/recipe.asp?recipe=104