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Posted: April 7, 2000 8:28 am
by Guest
Posted By Anonymous
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Parrot Central Boat Drinks
Posted: August 2, 2000 5:02 pm
by Guest
Posted By Trav
DEAD PARROT
1 shot Margaritaville Tequila
1 shot halfway decent rum
1 handful frozen mango chunks (Can be obtained by the bag for about .99 at any Trader Joes. It is also important to note that if you have small hands or if your 3 year old is preparing this for you, more than one handful may be necessary).
Top it off with a generous pour of margarita mix.
(I prefer a brand called "Finest Call").
Blend
Drink
Mmmmmmmmmmm
Try not to blow mango chunks.
Posted: August 2, 2000 5:20 pm
by Guest
Posted By Trav
CHICKEN PHUCKER
Into a pint glass full of ice pour:
1 shot Yukon Jack
1 shot Southern Comfort
1 shot Amaretto
1 shot Vodka (because you can never have TOO much booze)
Phill glass with O.J.
Add a splash of lime juice.
I know this sounds disgusting, but it's actually pretty tasty. Enjoy!
Posted: August 2, 2000 5:27 pm
by Guest
Posted By Trav
Try this one at your next phlocking. This promises to revolutionize tailgating as we know it. Ladies and germs I give you:
THE 5 SECOND MARGARITA
This one requires the use of a beer bong. Into the above mentioned beer bong put:
2 shots Margaritaville Tequila
1/3 can of 7UP
A generous pour of margarita mix
You may have to do a little mixing, just raise and lower the funnel a coupla times moving the air bubble through the concoction.
Down the hatch!
Posted: August 21, 2000 9:09 am
by Guest
Posted: August 21, 2000 10:38 am
by Guest
Posted: August 21, 2000 9:41 pm
by Guest
Posted By lisa davis
TRAV:
Your suggestions are awesome...you must be a college student (or are one at heart) How's your liver.....? Hopefully it can withstand the chicken Phuckers......have a fruitful day
PEACE MAN
Posted: August 21, 2000 10:26 pm
by Guest
Posted By sonofabeach
rav,
I know a few rednecks that could probably sue you over the name of your drink.
They have been [color=ff0000]•••••••[/color] chickens for years in
Middleburg,Florida!!!LOL!!!!!
Posted: August 25, 2000 1:10 am
by Guest
Posted By Trav
I am not a college student (but I DO play one on TV). Liberate the chickens!!! And just to set the record straight, 4 out of 5 rednecks prefer sheep.
Hope to see you guys in Vegas. Phins up!
Posted: August 29, 2000 11:38 pm
by Guest
Posted By Trav
Okay here's another one. It is not my invention, but my phriends and I sure had a lot of fun making messes on the bar with this one:
PHLAMING DR. PEPPER aka
DR. PEPPER FROM HELL aka
DEPTH CHARGE
In a shot glass pour:
1 part amaretto
1 part Kahlua
Float some Bacardi 151 on top
Pour a half a glass of beer (something light and crappy like Bud or Coors). Light the shot and drop into the glass of beer. Slam. Tastes like Dr Pepper, huh? Now go join a twelve step program ya booze hound!
Posted: December 3, 2000 4:03 am
by Guest
Posted By Anonymous
THE I'M A 17 YR OLD GIRL AT BUFFETT AND I'M NOT DRUNK YET
1/2 glass rum
diet coke
pour the rum into glass (if no rum, use vodka. if no vodka, use tequila. if no tequila...oh, he1l, use whatever hard stuff you stole from your parents or borrowed from the only middle-aged man who didn't shout, 'show us your tits')
guzzle the booze, then the diet coke. repeat if necessary
Posted: December 18, 2000 8:41 am
by Guest
Posted By Pirate40
This is called The "Ive never even heard of Jimmy Buffett and Im wearing one of those $50 parrot hats just to blend in with all the real fans-rum drink"
2 shots Captain Morgan (3 if you really want to be a fan)
2 shots Parrot bay
Pour in a can of Hawaiian Punch and a splash of Pineapple-Orange Juice
This will get even the fakest of phans drunk
Posted: January 31, 2001 12:41 pm
by Guest
Posted By Ajax
Wondered if anyone has a recipe for the Painkiller served at the Soggy Dollar in JVD. I've been trying for years to duplicate it ... this is the best i've come up with so far ... looking suggestions.
8oz Dole orange/pineapple juice
11/2oz Coco Lopez
5oz Pusser's Blue Label Rum
serve it over ice
fresh nutmeg on top
if you've never had one believe me it WILL kill the pain
Posted: January 31, 2001 3:32 pm
by Guest
Posted By Lou_A1A
Try this
Ingredients:
1/4 glass Rum (Pusser)
1/4 glass Cream of coconut
1/3 glass Pineapple juice
Healthy splash Orange juice
Sprinkle Nutmeg
1 Maraschino cherry
Lots Ice
Posted: February 6, 2001 3:21 pm
by Guest
Posted By Capnskip
An easier boat drink is to use Captain Morgan's Cocoanut Rum....with pineapple juice and a splash of orange juice to cut some of the sweetness of the pineapple. This can be put into a bottle with no ice and taken wherever...then just add ice and serve...hence the term Boat Drink..can be taken on your boat..LOL
Posted: September 3, 2001 7:07 pm
by Guest
take a 20oz. cup
add 6oz. Jack Daniels
Four packs fruit punch kool aid
Fill cup with Hawain Punch
i call bourban punch and its damn good
Posted: March 26, 2002 4:29 pm
by Cuervo
Hibiscus Margarita
1 part (1/2 oz.) Jose Cuervo Especial
3 parts (1 1/2 oz) Jose Cuervo Margarita Mix
1/4 oz. strong, sweetened hibiscus tea, cooled
Lemon wedge
Salt
Wipe the lemon over the rim of a margarita glass to moisten it, then dip the rim into the salt. Pour Jose Cuervo Especial, Jose Cuervo Margarita Mix, and the cooled hibiscus tea into a cocktail shaker. Shake then strain into the prepared glass, being careful not to disturb the salt.
You guys make it to hard....
Posted: October 8, 2002 10:25 pm
by iwantacorona
How about 1 part corona.........thats it......just a corona
Posted: October 8, 2002 10:37 pm
by AlbatrossFlyer
29 parts corona, still no buzz....
