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Happy Festivus

Post by Cousin Baxter »

Today December 23rd is officially Festivus. It's time for the Feats of Strength and the time for Airing of Grievances.

What is Festivus?

Festivus is a holiday held on 23 December of each year. It was created by Mr. Frank Costanza, father of Seinfeld character George Costanza. Frank became tired of holiday commercialism and wanted a holiday for the ordinary person. From this thought Festivus was born: "A Festivus for the rest of us!"

Festivus does not have all the commercial trappings of Christmas and Hanukkah, instead it approaches the holiday as a time to bring the family together and 'bond' with one another.

Festivus begins with the decorating of the Festivus pole, followed by dinner (at which time begins the airing of the grievances). Festivus is brought to closure by the feats of strength competition. And through it all, the family celebrats Festivus with a plain aluminum pole as a decoration.

The Festivus celebration includes three major components:

1. The Airing of Grievances

The airing of the grievances takes place during Festivus supper.

Each member present discusses a grievance they have with someone else present at the table.

This list of Grievances Worksheet will help you get your grievances organized.
2. The Feats of Strength

Once dinner is completed, the feats of strength takes place.

This is when the head of the family tests his or her strength against one participant and usually consists of some form of wrestling. Festivus is not considered over until the head of the family has been pinned.

A participant is allowed to decline to attempt to pin the head of the family only if they have something better to do instead.

This Official Challenge Card makes challenging someone for your Feats of Strength easy, and fun too!
3. The Festivus Pole

During Festivus, an unadorned aluminum pole is displayed in opposition to the commercialization of the decorated Christmas trees and because the holiday's creator, Frank Costanza "finds tinsel distracting."

Decorations should be kept to a minimum. The idea is to keep the cost down.

About the Festivus Pole:

Material - an aluminum pole works well
Height - about 6 feet tall
Diameter - about 2"
Building a stand for your Festivus Pole: A simple stand can keep it upright (a couple of 1x4 boards work well).

www.souperuser.com/festivus/


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Post by Wino you know »

A great holiday!
Happy Festivus to the rest of us.
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Post by BottleofRum »

"I find tinsel distracting"
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Post by ph4ever »

I find tinsel arousing :o :lol: :wench:


HAPPY FESTIVUS!!!

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Post by st.somewhere »

dejavu... :roll:
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Post by nycparrothead »

HAPPY FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US!!!! :D :D :D
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Post by CaptainP »

Tinsel is mirrors for snakes.
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- - “If it doesn't work out there will never be any doubt that the pleasure was worth all the pain.”
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Post by Y-NO-9-O »

It's a Festivus MIRACLE!!!
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Post by Cousin Baxter »

Alright it's time for the Airing of Grievances.

I'll start.

"FILL IN NAME" has disappointed me in the following way:

Mr. Buffett for skipping Irvine this year. :wink:
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Post by CaptainP »

Cousin Baxter wrote:Alright it's time for the Airing of Grievances.

I'll start.

"FILL IN NAME" has disappointed me in the following way:

Mr. Buffett for skipping Irvine this year. :wink:
Jimmy Buffet for stealing the thunder of Jimmy Buffett in soooo many articles....
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Post by LaTda »

Cousin Baxter wrote:Alright it's time for the Airing of Grievances.

I'll start.

"FILL IN NAME" has disappointed me in the following way:

Mr. Buffett for skipping Irvine this year. :wink:
fine but when does the wrestling start? :pirate:
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Post by Lightning Bolt »

Cousin Baxter wrote:Alright it's time for the Airing of Grievances.

I'll start.

"FILL IN NAME" has disappointed me in the following way:

Mr. Buffett for skipping Irvine this year. :wink:
ARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil:
No Irvine really sucked!
...but I remind myself, "hey dummy, San Diego and Vegas really rocked!!"

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SERENITY NOW!! 8) :wink:
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Can you Festivus and Cannibis at the same time?
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Post by Tony5150RN »

LaTda wrote:
Cousin Baxter wrote:Alright it's time for the Airing of Grievances.

I'll start.

"FILL IN NAME" has disappointed me in the following way:

Mr. Buffett for skipping Irvine this year. :wink:
fine but when does the wrestling start? :pirate:
I challenge all of you!! :D

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I can't, in good conscience, celebrate a holiday that has anything to do with a $hitty TV show.
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Post by CaptainP »

LIPH wrote:I can't, in good conscience, celebrate a holiday that has anything to do with a $hitty TV show.
You know, most TV shows, even $hitty ones do "Very Special Christmas" episodes. I guess there's no Christmas for Larry this year!
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I meant one $hitty TV show in particular. What the hell is it that people see in Seinfled? It sucked.
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