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France raises terrorist alert

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Subject: AP and UPI Press Release


The AP and UPI press agencies reported that the French Government announced
yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "run" to "hide".
The only two higher levels in France are "surrender" and "collaborate". The
heightened alert was precipitated by the recent fire which destroyed one of
Frances' white flag factories, thereby disabling their military.
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Re: France raises terrorist alert

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diamonddan wrote:Subject: AP and UPI Press Release


The AP and UPI press agencies reported that the French Government announced
yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "run" to "hide".
The only two higher levels in France are "surrender" and "collaborate". The
heightened alert was precipitated by the recent fire which destroyed one of
Frances' white flag factories, thereby disabling their military.
I don't care who you are that is funny. (unless your French)
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PHBeerman wrote:
diamonddan wrote:Subject: AP and UPI Press Release


The AP and UPI press agencies reported that the French Government announced
yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "run" to "hide".
The only two higher levels in France are "surrender" and "collaborate". The
heightened alert was precipitated by the recent fire which destroyed one of
Frances' white flag factories, thereby disabling their military.
I don't care who you are that is funny. (unless your French)
I'm French, and it's funny
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Re: France raises terrorist alert

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pair8head wrote:
PHBeerman wrote:
diamonddan wrote:Subject: AP and UPI Press Release


The AP and UPI press agencies reported that the French Government announced
yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "run" to "hide".
The only two higher levels in France are "surrender" and "collaborate". The
heightened alert was precipitated by the recent fire which destroyed one of
Frances' white flag factories, thereby disabling their military.
I don't care who you are that is funny. (unless your French)
I'm French, and it's funny
That's because you're the coolest dude I have ever met.
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PHBeerman wrote:
pair8head wrote:
PHBeerman wrote:
diamonddan wrote:Subject: AP and UPI Press Release


The AP and UPI press agencies reported that the French Government announced
yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "run" to "hide".
The only two higher levels in France are "surrender" and "collaborate". The
heightened alert was precipitated by the recent fire which destroyed one of
Frances' white flag factories, thereby disabling their military.
I don't care who you are that is funny. (unless your French)
I'm French, and it's funny
That's because you're the coolest dude I have ever met.
You don't get out much do you?
SAVE THE EARTH
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Oh, TAG!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I wonder who I will offend by saying the French have sex with goats..........
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IsleReef wrote:I wonder who I will offend by saying the French have sex with goats..........
Probably the goats :lol:



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Post by ragtopW »

TOO funny Brent Burns says it best F.... the french
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Post by parrothead338 »

rednekkPH wrote:
IsleReef wrote:I wonder who I will offend by saying the French have sex with goats..........
Probably the goats :lol:



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