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I think I've heard Everything or Why can't we Train Shane

Posted: January 27, 2005 10:09 am
by ph4ever
:o :o :o :lol:

http://www9.sbs.com.au/theworldnews/reg ... 2&region=2


THAI ELEPHANTS TOILET TRAINED
21.1.2005. 11:13:11


Thailand’s talented elephants are about to add toilet-training to their repertoire of skills, which already includes painting, dancing and playing musical instruments.

The elephant handlers, or mahouts, at a private enclosure near Chiang Mai, are determined to teach their charges how to use specially-designed giant-sized toilets, according to The Nation newspaper.

Several large concrete loos have been installed, equipped with a rope-flush that can be pulled with the gentle tug of a trunk.

An eager five year old elephant named Diew has been put on toilet duty, trialling the new sanitation system and its jumbo-sized plumbing.

The operators of the facility at Mae Taman, 50 kilometres north of Chiang Mai, are hoping that the toilets will keep the tourist attraction clear of huge and unsightly elephant droppings.

With fully-grown Asian elephants able to consume over 100 kilograms of forage in a day, even a small group of the animals can produce massive amounts of poo.

Mae Taman and Chiang Mai are among Thailand’s most popular destinations, drawing international visitors who are fascinated by the country’s clever pachyderms.

Thailand’s Asian elephants are an endangered species, with an estimated population of 3,000 to 4,000 animals.

A century ago, around 100,000 elephants roamed the jungles of Siam, as Thailand was formerly known.

The elephants kept at Mae Taman have been rescued from Bangkok’s streets, where they were put to work by their owners to collect money from tourists.



SOURCE: World News

Posted: January 27, 2005 10:11 am
by ph4ever
OMG I FOUND A PIC!!!

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Posted: January 27, 2005 10:14 am
by buffettbride
TeeeHeeeee

You said "poo".

Posted: January 27, 2005 2:04 pm
by pair8head
I saw that the other day an laughed my self silly.

Posted: January 27, 2005 2:07 pm
by Bocanut
That's shitty!

Posted: January 27, 2005 2:24 pm
by st.somewhere
Can you imagine the splash back it must make when the s*** hits the water? YUCK!!! :o

Posted: January 27, 2005 2:27 pm
by nycparrothead
*POOP*

Posted: January 27, 2005 7:44 pm
by 1more
Pass the toilet paper.

Posted: January 27, 2005 7:58 pm
by msu#1
st.somewhere wrote:Can you imagine the splash back it must make when the s*** hits the water? YUCK!!! :o
best post of the day! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: January 27, 2005 9:08 pm
by Sidew13
1more wrote:Pass the toilet paper.
would there be enough??? :o :x

Posted: January 27, 2005 9:19 pm
by ph4ever
Sidew13 wrote:
1more wrote:Pass the toilet paper.
would there be enough??? :o :x

Bounty - the quicker picker uper and so absorbant!!!

Posted: January 28, 2005 2:41 pm
by st.somewhere
Okay... This is kinda gross, but I'll say it anyway. I'm sure most people have seen that picture floating around the internet where the girl is catching the crap falling from the elephant's ass... The caption reads "STILL THINK YOUR JOB SUCKS?" Actually, I just found the pic on-line. Here it is...

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So, what I was going to say is. Maybe they should take a picture some poor bastid wiping the elephant's ass with some jumbo sized toilet paper, then put the same caption on it and give it to the poor girl the original picture... :lol:

Posted: January 28, 2005 6:03 pm
by IsleReef
st.somewhere wrote:Okay... This is kinda gross, but I'll say it anyway. I'm sure most people have seen that picture floating around the internet where the girl is catching the crap falling from the elephant's ass... The caption reads "STILL THINK YOUR JOB SUCKS?" Actually, I just found the pic on-line. Here it is...

Image

So, what I was going to say is. Maybe they should take a picture some poor bastid wiping the elephant's ass with some jumbo sized toilet paper, then put the same caption on it and give it to the poor girl the original picture... :lol:
The chick is cute.............