Beer saves Man's Life

weirdo0521 · Post by **weirdo0521** » January 29, 2005 12:41 pm

Man peed way out of avalanche

A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it.

Rescue teams found Richard Kral drunk and staggering along a mountain path four days after his Audi car was buried in the Slovak Tatra mountains.

He told them that after the avalanche, he had opened his car window and tried to dig his way out.

But as he dug with his hands, he realised the snow would fill his car before he managed to break through.

He had 60 half-litre bottles of beer in his car as he was going on holiday, and after cracking one open to think about the problem he realised he could urinate on the snow to melt it, local media reported.

He said: "I was scooping the snow from above me and packing it down below the window, and then I peed on it to melt it. It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt. But I'm glad the beer I took on holiday turned out to be useful and I managed to get out of there."

Parts of Europe have this week been hit by the heaviest snowfalls since 1941, with some places registering more than ten feet of snow in 24 hours.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1261997.html?menu

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » January 29, 2005 1:06 pm

oh great Now I have a reason to carry beer on road trips!!!!

parrothead338 · Post by **parrothead338** » January 29, 2005 1:18 pm

If the keys were in his ignition he should technically be arrested to OUI

Ilph · Post by **Ilph** » January 29, 2005 1:33 pm

Another great reason to have beer in our lives

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » January 29, 2005 1:33 pm

parrothead338 wrote:If the keys were in his ignition he should technically be arrested to OUI

In some states if he has the keys in hand and can touch the vehicle
he could be DUI.

st.somewhere · Post by **st.somewhere** » January 29, 2005 1:47 pm

weirdo0521 wrote:Parts of Europe have this week been hit by the heaviest snowfalls since 1941, with some places registering more than ten feet of snow in 24 hours.

Holy s***!! How awesome would it be to get 10' of snow in one day? No work for at least 3 days and since I don't work at a school, you know what that means... NO SNOW DAYS TO MAKE UP!!!

Elrod · Post by **Elrod** » January 29, 2005 1:49 pm

ragtopW wrote:
parrothead338 wrote:If the keys were in his ignition he should technically be arrested to OUI
In some states if he has the keys in hand and can touch the vehicle
he could be DUI.

... but they'd have to dig his car out first to prove that he even had a car.

bravedave · Post by **bravedave** » January 29, 2005 1:54 pm

parrothead338 wrote:If the keys were in his ignition he should technically be arrested to OUI

OUI ?
Entertainment for men?

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » January 29, 2005 3:44 pm

Elrod wrote:
ragtopW wrote:
parrothead338 wrote:If the keys were in his ignition he should technically be arrested to OUI
In some states if he has the keys in hand and can touch the vehicle
he could be DUI.
... but they'd have to dig his car out first to prove that he even had a car.

I wonder how much beer that would take????

Ilph · Post by **Ilph** » January 29, 2005 5:53 pm

ragtopW wrote:
Elrod wrote:
ragtopW wrote:
parrothead338 wrote:If the keys were in his ignition he should technically be arrested to OUI
In some states if he has the keys in hand and can touch the vehicle
he could be DUI.
... but they'd have to dig his car out first to prove that he even had a car.

I wonder how much beer that would take????

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » January 29, 2005 11:13 pm

bravedave wrote:
parrothead338 wrote:If the keys were in his ignition he should technically be arrested to OUI
OUI ?
Entertainment for men?

after I've had 60 beers I'll pretty much say yes to anything..

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