Dear Betty,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is
just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since
you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please
return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love, John
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Betty, with hurt feelings, asked her colleagues for any snapshots they
could spare of their boyfriends, brothers, ex-boyfriends, uncles,
cousins, etc. In addition to the picture of John, Betty included all
the other pictures of the handsome hunks she had collected from her
buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope....along with this
note:
Dear John,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f*ck you are. Please
take your picture from the pile and send the rest back to me.
Sincerely, Betty
Dear John....
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