Posted By parrotheadDan
A blone decides to have her hair dyed brown to look smarter. She does, and then walkes into a hardwarestore to pick up some stuff. SHe sees a man shelving hammers and says, I bet there are 174 hammers there. The man looks shocked and says, 'Why yes, there are, you can have one if you like." She happiy takes a hammer and leaves. As she is pulling out of the parking lot, a boy is stocking the vending machines. She asked him if she could have a candybar free if she could guess exacly how many candybars there were in the machine. He says, sure and she says 47. The boy is amazed and gives her a candybar.
As she is driving home, she sees a farmer with his sheep out in a field. She askes him if she can have one if she can guess exalcy how many there are. He says sure, so she guesses 1740. "Oh my goodness, that is exalcly right, you may have one if you like". She pickes one out then goes home. A few minuts later, the farmers comes to her door. He says, "If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?
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Posted By Caribbean Soul
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.
Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, then we'll put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.
Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, then we'll put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."