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Valentines Day Gift....need ladies help

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So my better half would like something more "exciting" than chocolate... she's hinted at something that might need some battery power......any suggestions? PM me if you dont want to post..I need all the help i can get.....Hopefully this thread won't get pulled too soon
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Post by ph4ever »

well I think I know what you're talking about but in Texas they have to be sold as novilty items - a lot are labled as cake toppers. :o :lol: :lol:
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This may be a bit over the top, but here's an idea... :wink:

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ph4ever wrote:well I think I know what you're talking about but in Texas they have to be sold as novilty items - a lot are labled as cake toppers. :o :lol: :lol:
Any suggestions on a particular "cake topper"
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Dixie - I can put you in touch with a lady who sells "cake toppers" if you'd like :D
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Post by DonnaKayDunbar »

I only know this because they have a jingle on local radio this time of year.. but... www.premieradult.com sells "cake toppers".

A lot of the girls I talk to on ultimatewedding.com (in the romance area, at least) say that a "jelly" is a good one for a first time user.
Easy to clean, comes in pretty colours (some are even glittery), and (allegedly) "just feel good".

That's as versed as I am on that subject.
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I would suggest fun stuff to lick off (honey dust is great!) and a vibrating condom ring- just make sure the vibe on the ring is small, rather than the bigger bullet size (any good adult toy store should have both- the bullet or eggs will be cheaper, but can get as uncomfortable as pleasurable if things get more vigorous).

And it sounds odd, but a nice romp on a great big yoga ball is just fan-freakin-tastic!

Happy hunting!!

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Post by dean_siu »

Remind me to never celebrate a birthday in Texas.....I don't want to have to blow on any of those cake toppers! :o :o
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Good humor is just wasted on you people... :roll:
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Re: Valentines Day Gift....need ladies help

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Dixie Diner wrote:So my better half would like something more "exciting" than chocolate... she's hinted at something that might need some battery power......
She wants a Walkman for Valentines Day?
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LIPH wrote:
Dixie Diner wrote:So my better half would like something more "exciting" than chocolate... she's hinted at something that might need some battery power......
She wants a Walkman for Valentines Day?
No silly, she wants a battery powered blender.
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land_shark3 wrote:
LIPH wrote:
Dixie Diner wrote:So my better half would like something more "exciting" than chocolate... she's hinted at something that might need some battery power......
She wants a Walkman for Valentines Day?
No silly, she wants a battery powered blender.
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I want a hand mixer!
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