Valentines Day Gift....need ladies help
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Dixie Diner
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Valentines Day Gift....need ladies help
So my better half would like something more "exciting" than chocolate... she's hinted at something that might need some battery power......any suggestions? PM me if you dont want to post..I need all the help i can get.....Hopefully this thread won't get pulled too soon
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I only know this because they have a jingle on local radio this time of year.. but... www.premieradult.com sells "cake toppers".
A lot of the girls I talk to on ultimatewedding.com (in the romance area, at least) say that a "jelly" is a good one for a first time user.
Easy to clean, comes in pretty colours (some are even glittery), and (allegedly) "just feel good".
That's as versed as I am on that subject.
Best of luck!
A lot of the girls I talk to on ultimatewedding.com (in the romance area, at least) say that a "jelly" is a good one for a first time user.
Easy to clean, comes in pretty colours (some are even glittery), and (allegedly) "just feel good".
That's as versed as I am on that subject.
Best of luck!

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I would suggest fun stuff to lick off (honey dust is great!) and a vibrating condom ring- just make sure the vibe on the ring is small, rather than the bigger bullet size (any good adult toy store should have both- the bullet or eggs will be cheaper, but can get as uncomfortable as pleasurable if things get more vigorous).
And it sounds odd, but a nice romp on a great big yoga ball is just fan-freakin-tastic!
Happy hunting!!
Oh yeah- Maxim had a guide out a few years ago- I can't remember when exactly, but it might still be archived on their web site.
And it sounds odd, but a nice romp on a great big yoga ball is just fan-freakin-tastic!
Happy hunting!!
Oh yeah- Maxim had a guide out a few years ago- I can't remember when exactly, but it might still be archived on their web site.
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Re: Valentines Day Gift....need ladies help
She wants a Walkman for Valentines Day?Dixie Diner wrote:So my better half would like something more "exciting" than chocolate... she's hinted at something that might need some battery power......
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Re: Valentines Day Gift....need ladies help
No silly, she wants a battery powered blender.LIPH wrote:She wants a Walkman for Valentines Day?Dixie Diner wrote:So my better half would like something more "exciting" than chocolate... she's hinted at something that might need some battery power......

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Re: Valentines Day Gift....need ladies help
I want a hand mixer!land_shark3 wrote:No silly, she wants a battery powered blender.LIPH wrote:She wants a Walkman for Valentines Day?Dixie Diner wrote:So my better half would like something more "exciting" than chocolate... she's hinted at something that might need some battery power......

