Funny you should ask, IsleReef, I actually hate Elvis Costello....I can't remember why, but he did something or sang something offensive years ago and ever since I've had no use for him. He's ooogly, to boot. hmmmm......BOOT.....how would a boot look in CaptainP's vertical smile?IsleReef wrote:Not an Elvis Costello fan eh?citcat wrote:oh hoo hoo, Capt. you are SO hurt! I'll be sneaking up on you in your sleep, if you hear floorboards a-creakin' in the night, be AFRAID!!
OR, I could come to your job dressed up horribly with a fake preggers belly, yelling, "CaptainP left us in the trailer park with no food or money!"
OR, you could bite me!!!
But I knew as soon as I saw the title of the thread, it was a joke! There's almost no hope for a concert in the breadbasket of this country.
See that shadow in the reflection on your computer screen? Turn around! BOO!
